‘There is not any Tory tax lower that Tory ministers will not profit from’
The most ingenious interval in anybody’s life is when catastrophe strikes.
Whether it is divorce, illness, or impending electoral doom, it is the time once we begin doing the maths that can make all of it okay. An erring partner with £200,000 money will declare his former spouse’s £200,000 debt is “the same”. A affected person will persuade themselves a ten% probability of survival is sweet odds, whereas a ten% probability of demise is kind of unlikely.
And in Westminster this week, the Tories suppose a tax lower in the Autumn Statement on Wednesday will hold them in energy, as a result of in any other case issues are simply SPIFFING.
To a Tory, a tax lower means “great, more for ME”. And you could begin pondering like that too. Because once you look out of the window to see cracking roads, crumbling faculties, and a collapsing NHS, and somebody says “tax cuts”, what it means is “great, more for THEM”.
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As reported in the present day within the Mirror, marketing campaign group Led By Donkeys has found that not solely does Chancellor of the Exchequer Jeremy Hunt have a multi-million pound fortune of his personal, a £150,000 wage and free Westminster flat, however he additionally owns 7 buy-to-let properties along with his spouse and has simply put up the hire by 18%.
That’s virtually double the speed of inflation and three occasions the common hire improve nationally. But he says it is okay, as a result of it goes to charity, though he will not reveal how a lot, or when, or which charities.
When he stands up on his hind legs to announce ANY form of tax change, he’ll personally profit greater than most listening. He’ll make a fortune if he cuts earnings tax, company tax, or dividend tax. As somebody who’s registered pursuits in a portfolio of shares and partly-owns an Italian vacation dwelling and London workplace, he’ll profit from any cuts to air transport taxes or property taxes. As somebody on £150,000 a yr, he’ll save if National Insurance or larger charges of earnings tax is lower, too.
It’ll even be Hunt who decides the way to pay for no matter he cuts or borrows. So whereas he rakes it in, it will be on the expense of YOUR bus service, YOUR library, YOUR dentist or GP, YOUR automotive that wants £1,000 of labor after smashing an axle in one other Tory puddle. His transport is paid for by the taxpayer, and it appears unlikely he is ever set foot in a library that did not double because the headmaster’s examine.
It’s virtually intelligent, particularly coming from a person who appears like a shocked duck every time he is on telly. But what about inheritance tax? “The death tax”, some would name it, “being taxed twice” others say. Except it is not, as a result of the useless do not pay taxes and it’s as an alternative a tax on about 4% of individuals whose dad and mom are price greater than £1million who get taxed for an unearned windfall.
For Hunt, whose dad and mom are nonetheless alive, any reforms to this may be helpful. And let’s not get into the numerous millionaires in Cabinet, the youngsters of millionaires, the multi-millionaires who adorn the backbenches, and the multi-multi-multi-millionaire who lives in No10 Downing Street, when he is not in Chequers, and never within the constituency mansion with tremendous new swimming pool, and never in California the place he’d a lot relatively be underneath all circumstances.
It is these individuals who have confected calls for to chop inheritance tax, and instructed the general public it is a tax on goals. But it is simply individuals saying “how dare you tax me, simply because I’m RICH?!” The greatest option to make goals come true is to redistribute wealth from the 4% to the opposite 96%, and demise duties are the easiest way of doing it with out taxing the wealthy extra whereas alive.
Every tax they take, each transfer they make, will likely be paid for by you.
Not simply in saying a headline-grabbing lower within the hope of shutting up Liz Truss. Not simply in a welfare state that after a pandemic we’re extra in want of than ever earlier than, and never simply because after 13 years of salami slicing the general public sector we’re shedding our personal fingers with each successive cutback which makes the issues worse, the prices larger, and the long-term affect extra critical.
They will make you pay for it in each doable method. With your sanity, as a result of this is not cash in your pocket a lot because the playground bully supplying you with a penny again for each £1 they thump out of you. With your endurance, as a result of they’re already speaking about one other management election. And along with your well being, as a result of thanks partly to chiselling non-public landlords like Jeremy Hunt every part nonetheless prices greater than it ought to, and homelessness is growing.
Thanks to their earlier selections to lift then lower National Insurance there is no funding for social care, and we’re heading into one other winter with journeys, flu, and no widespread Covid vaccine for the primary time.
The best lie the Tories ever instructed is that they will help “you” by making issues worse for “them”. Whatever aid you really feel you get is greater than offset by the growing variety of stuff you need assistance with in consequence. And the individuals who profit essentially the most from Tory ministers’ selections, over the previous 13 years, has all the time been them: Tory ministers, not their voters.
From 2010 onwards the Cabinet was stuffed with millionaires, non-public schoolboys, individuals with much less consciousness of the issues in Dudley or Dover than the common lump of chewing gum you’d discover caught to a bus shelter. And they’re now on the level of inventing maths and excuses within the hope that one thing, something, will make them a smidge much less more likely to lose the following normal election, which with a rocky Prime Minister might be as little as 6 months away.
They bought us austerity as soon as already, and it made every part worse. When they attempt to promote you prosperity, bear in mind it is their final determined seize at a hopeful-looking tuft of grass as they tumble into the political abyss the place they belong.