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​EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Why have Andrew’s daughters not proven help?

Princess Eugenie and her sister Beatrice have apparently declined to publicly voice help over their father Andrew’s plight. 

Could or not it’s as a result of the duke has but to fulfil his settlement pledge to Virginia Giuffre that he would ‘exhibit his remorse for his affiliation’ with Epstein by supporting the ‘struggle towards the evils of intercourse trafficking, and by supporting its victims’? 

 

The duke has yet to fulfil his settlement pledge to Virginia Giuffre that he would 'demonstrate his regret for his association' with Epstein

The duke has but to fulfil his settlement pledge to Virginia Giuffre that he would ‘exhibit his remorse for his affiliation’ with Epstein

Andrew's daughters have apparently declined to publicly voice support over their father plight

Andrew’s daughters have apparently declined to publicly voice help over their father plight

Eugenie (pictured: left), in Davos with Beatrice promoting her Anti-Slavery Collective, has created an ideal vehicle for her dad to fulfil part of his promise

Eugenie (pictured: left), in Davos with Beatrice selling her Anti-Slavery Collective, has created a super automobile for her dad to fulfil a part of his promise

Surely Eugenie, in Davos with Beatrice selling her Anti-Slavery Collective, has created a super automobile for her dad to fulfil that a part of the promise in his multi-million settlement?

Reflecting on the Lilibet naming controversy, Today’s Nick Robinson blunders on the Radio 4 airwaves, saying: ‘She wasn’t fairly so peaceable, Queen Elizabeth, when she learnt that Harry and Meghan had chosen her nickname for the title of their son.’ 

Today's Nick Robinson blundered on the Radio 4 airwaves Queen Elizabeth 'wasn't quite so peaceful'

Today’s Nick Robinson blundered on the Radio 4 airwaves Queen Elizabeth ‘wasn’t fairly so peaceable’

Cocky rival and co-presenter Amol Rajan eagerly corrects Robinson: ‘Just to verify, it was their daughter Lilibet, not son. Nick, actually. Sloppy.’

Irritating Welsh comedian Rob Brydon recollects approaching curmudgeonly playwright Harold Pinter as he dined at The Ivy to say his RADA audition, for which he learn an extract from Harry’s play The Homecoming, resulted in rejection. 

elsh comic Rob Brydon recalls approaching playwright Harold Pinter to say his RADA audition, for which he read an extract from Harry's play The Homecoming, ended in rejection

elsh comedian Rob Brydon recollects approaching playwright Harold Pinter to say his RADA audition, for which he learn an extract from Harry’s play The Homecoming, resulted in rejection

‘I stated, ‘I can not assist pondering in case you’d tried a bit of more durable with the script issues would have been very completely different’,’ he tells the podcast Rosebud. 

‘There was a deathly pause – you would possibly virtually name it a Pinter pause, during which I believed, ‘Oh Lord, what have I completed?’ But then, the pause handed, and the nice Harold Pinter laughed.’

Jamie Oliver’s spouse Jools, pictured, cannot get a phrase in edgeways at bedtime. 

Jamie Oliver's wife Jools, pictured, can't get a word in edgeways at bedtime

Jamie Oliver’s spouse Jools, pictured, cannot get a phrase in edgeways at bedtime

Explains Jamie: ‘For the previous yr I’ve talked to myself within the third particular person simply earlier than I go to sleep. I thank all of the those who I like and who I’m grateful for and I thank myself for carrying this bag of bones round. It’s a bit bizarre but it surely appears to work. I go to sleep simply.’ 

And what concerning the missus, Jamie?

Daniel Craig might but rue the day he poached Frank Skinner’s cleaner. 

Daniel Craig may yet rue the day he poached Frank Skinner's cleaner, offering her extra hours

Daniel Craig might but rue the day he poached Frank Skinner’s cleaner, providing her further hours

Wails Frank: ‘She stated to me, ‘I can not come any extra as a result of Daniel Craig’s supplied me further hours.’ 

The 007 star may not have realised she’d have to decide on between us. I put a proper Catholic curse on him after that.’ The title’s Skinner, licensed to hex!

Voluble Labour MP Barry Sheerman, 83, broadcasts within the Commons that he has had his DNA checked and he’s ’34 per cent Irish and 32 per cent Swedish’. What concerning the remaining 34 per cent Barry?

Labour MP Barry Sheerman, 83, announced in the Commons that he has had his DNA checked

Labour MP Barry Sheerman, 83, introduced within the Commons that he has had his DNA checked

Delightfully daft thespian Brian Blessed claims that he as soon as handed the time in Surrey by wrestling Gurgis, a 48-stone bull gorilla. 

‘I used to make him chuckle quite a bit,’ he says. ‘All the feminine gorillas used to return working. They all the time discovered me horny. And they all the time used to attempt to seize me. They know tips on how to unzip.’ Is there a department of Specsavers in Gorillaland?