‘I heard the blow as Ed Balls kicked Susanna Reid within the head subsequent to me’
Ed Balls kicking Susanna Reid within the head on stay telly is a kind of moments we’re prone to see on blooper reveals for the subsequent 20 years.
She’s a troublesome cookie from Croydon or would’ve crumbled once I heard the clunk sitting subsequent to her. He’s a sturdy lad with a coronary heart of gold and, sadly for Susanna, extremely polished dimension 10s.
Ed placing his foot into it, the “it” the again of her head, was a traditional case of a studio stunt going painfully incorrect. Most days on Good Morning Britain we argue about politics, royal spongers or one thing severe however this was the primary bodily Balls Up. Piers Morgan clashed recurrently along with her and Richard Madeley loves an argument however, I imply, neither ever booted Susanna at the back of the bonce.
Walking into the studio I observed the 4 airline seats in two rows so tatty that even Michael O’Leary may hesitate to suit them on Ryanair.
We vented in regards to the Fujitsu Post Office Scandal and the Tories’ Rwanda gimmick earlier than Susanna unexpectedly introduced GMB would later debate whether or not it was ever acceptable to place your toes on high of an airline seat in entrance. Never is the reply, as we found exactly why.
Over we trotted to the seats, me taking my lemon and ginger tea (the disgrace of a lad from a Tyneside working class residence ingesting that) right into a entrance row seat with Susanna whereas Tory Boy from the Mail jumped in behind with clogger Ed.
Then it occurred. I didn’t see Ed put his toes on the highest of her chair however I heard the conflict, instantly questioning if the blow was rehearsed spontaneity. It wasn’t.
TV could be a tough gig however there’s been nothing like this since Rod Hull’s Emu molested Michael Parkinson. The shock of the sudden blow added to Susanna’s struggling as she slumped ahead, holding her head.
Ed was gloriously mortified, reddening at unintentionally assaulting a co-presenter. Do that on an actual airplane and the pilot could be diverting again to the airport the place a few coppers can be ready to escort the assailant to the closest nick.
Two seasoned hacks from the print faculty of exhausting knocks, Tory Boy and I instantly took Susanna’s aspect – how may we not? Should she want to press prices, lots of of hundreds of watching witnesses will present statements.
Back within the studio, I wouldn’t be shocked if Susanna wears a crash helmet and Ed, a good cook dinner, made to sit down on a naughty step and eat a slice of humble pie he’s baked over the weekend.
As for Tory Boy and yours actually, subsequent time Susanna scolds us for utilizing language banned by Ofcom we’ll remind her we’re angels in contrast with the GMB boot boy.
