‘My spouse shocked me with breakfast – however I did not anticipate it to be so perky’
People have been cracking up over a lad’s perky brekkie that his missus whipped up, and he couldn’t wait to show it off.
The cheeky chap was chuffed with his wife’s culinary surprise – a pair of eggs on his plate that looked just like a woman’s breasts. He posted a picture of the culinary creation on Reddit, writing: “My wife surprised me with these for breakfast. I was very pleased….lol.”
The eggs were so perfectly boob-like, with wobbly yolks and all, that it had everyone in fits of laughter. He must’ve felt like the cat that got the cream when he saw his morning grub.
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Naturally, the snap caused the internet to go wild, with loads of punters cracking jokes and having a giggle over the eggy delight. Comments poured in, with one joker saying: “Slightly asymmetrical, just the way we like ’em.” Another chimed in with a cheeky: “Nice set.” Someone else quipped: “Still life in the old girls yet.” A fourth wrote: “This is so cute I’m gonna have to try this!”
But not everyone clocked the joke straight away, with a few offering up tips to perfect the dish instead. Despite the amusing image of the eggs, some people couldn’t help but comment on the excessive amount of pepper used. The seasoning left a few people utterly astounded.
One user quipped: “What seasoning did she use? I was going to say maybe a little too much black pepper but upon closer inspection, it looks fragrant.”
Another chimed in with: “Would you like egg with that pepper?” A third person penned: “What on earth is all that seasoning? Tell your wife salt and pepper on eggs. Period. End of sentence.” Another joked: “Ah yes, eggs with added metal flakes, just the way I like mine.”
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