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EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Should Prince William use tech to assist baldness?

As Princes William and Edward can attest, with the King and Harry wanly nodding in agreement, baldness is rife among male members of the Royal Family

Now fashionable coiffeur Nicky Clarke wants William and his sparsely-furred relatives to tackle their hereditary male pattern baldness. 

‘Royals have not traditionally got good heads of hair,’ he says. ‘More people in the public eye now are using the latest hair technologies like implants so why not?’ 

Might Nicky, nostalgically recalling his styling of Diana, yearn to weave his magic scissors over the restored luxuriant locks of William and Harry?

As Prince William can attest, with Edward, the King and Harry wanly nodding in agreement, baldness is rife among male members of the Royal Family

As Prince William can attest, with Edward, the King and Harry wanly nodding in agreement, baldness is rife among male members of the Royal Family 

Fashionable coiffeur Nicky Clarke wants William and his sparsely-furred relatives to tackle their hereditary male pattern baldness with hair implants

Fashionable coiffeur Nicky Clarke wants William and his sparsely-furred relatives to tackle their hereditary male pattern baldness with hair implants

Who was the royal resident at Kensington Palace urging staff to vote against local Labour republican MP Emma Dent Coad in the run-up to the 2019 election

She had riled the royals by wrongly claiming that Harry couldn’t fly a helicopter, called her constituents William and Kate ‘ridiculous’, declined a chance to meet the monarch and criticised the cost of the royal weddings. 

The campaign to oust her worked. A Conservative win by 150 votes wiped out Dent Coad’s majority of 20.

Who was the royal resident at Kensington Palace urging staff to vote against local Labour republican MP Emma Dent Coad in the run-up to the 2019 election?

Who was the royal resident at Kensington Palace urging staff to vote against local Labour republican MP Emma Dent Coad in the run-up to the 2019 election?

The Queen Mother obeyed the protocol that royals shouldn’t vote but in the 1931 by-election for the former Westminster St George’s constituency, she told the Conservative candidate, Duff Cooper, that she had sent ‘a busload of servants’ to vote for him. 

He beat Lord Beaverbrook’s Empire Free Trade Crusade party.

BBC Radio 2 flibbertigibbet Zoe Ball appealed on her Breakfast Show for listeners to contribute to the station’s careers week. 

‘Phone if you have the most obscure job,’ gushed Zoe, pictured. ‘Tell us what your careers officer told you at school.’ 

What followed was a remarkable absence of further requests to get in touch. 

Zoe had discovered Radio 2 wasn’t hosting careers week, but carers week. Doh!

BBC Radio 2's Zoe Ball erroneously mixed up Carers Week with Careers Week

BBC Radio 2’s Zoe Ball erroneously mixed up Carers Week with Careers Week

Beatles aide Tony Bramwell, who has died aged 78, once asked Paul McCartney to quash rumours that he died by leaving his remote farm in Scotland and attending a press conference. 

He refused. Bramwell then telephoned a well-known American disc jockey and told him live on air, in his best Liverpool accent: ‘This is Paul McCartney. As you can hear, I’m alive and kicking.’

With a little help from his friends: Beatles aide Tony Bramwell, who has died aged 78, recalled how he once impersonated Paul McCartney on the radio

With a little help from his friends: Beatles aide Tony Bramwell, who has died aged 78, recalled how he once impersonated Paul McCartney on the radio

Martin Amis’s teenage lover Tina Brown, paying tribute to him at a St Martin-in-the-Fields memorial service, recalls first meeting the London Fields author’s ­curmudgeonly father Kingsley. 

‘It was a terrifying test you had to pass. All that Kingsley said about me, apparently, was, ‘Nice t**s’.’