Scottish Highlands ‘zombie apocalypse’ retreat on the market nevertheless it comes with catch
A secluded “off-grid” cottage nestled in the Highlands is up for grabs at £130,000 making it an introvert’s dream – and a perfect bolthole to survive a zombie apocalypse in.
The home, with no neighbours in sight, offers a perfect retreat for those seeking solitude. he traditional stone-built property, known as Brae Cottage in Dornoch, Sutherland, sits on two acres of land and boasts breathtaking views of the surrounding Scottish Highlands.
It’s located beside a stream that links to the coastal waters of Loch Fleet. The tranquil setting is further enhanced by the stunning views of the Creag Dail na Meine & Beinn Domhnaill hills.
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However, there’s a slight snag the rural abode is currently “uninhabitable” and will need “full renovations” to make it fit for modern living.
Inside, the ground floor features a kitchen, bathroom and sitting room all of which are sparsely decorated and in dire need of a revamp, according to Luxury Property News.
The first floor, accessible via the kitchen, houses two bedrooms and a skylight. Additionally, there are two outbuildings attached to the rear of the property one serving as a log store and coal bunker, and the other used for storage.
The listing states: “The cottage has the potential to offer its new owners a unique off-grid living experience in a picturesque location. It is a perfect renovation project for those seeking a tranquil retreat in the heart of the highland countryside.”
It was also noted that there’s “sufficient land for self-sustainable living”.Photos of the listing have clearly sparked some interest and amusement on social media platforms.
One amused user mentioned: “That be a nightmare for my Amazon delivery driver.” Too near a road,” another person humorously remarked.
A third person responded: “I have seen way too many werewolf films to live there.” Another film enthusiast quipped: “The house at the end of 28 days later.”
Yet another user weighed in with: “PRO: The night sky would be amazing! CON: No pizza delivery.” And a joker declared: “Perfect zombie apocalypse retreat.”
One admirer simply described it as “heaven” while another announced it was their “dream place”. But if you think it’s an ideal fit for your lifestyle, Monster Moves has the property listed for £130,000.
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