HARDCASTLE: Kate and Will might each be unable to attend Wimbledon
Kate’s hopes of attending Wimbledon might depend on doctor’s orders – but there is another issue.
Her stand-in to present the trophies, Prince William, might not be available.
His diary is in the hands of Gareth Southgate, whose England team could be in action in the Euro Championships final on Wimbledon’s last weekend.
William, possibly with George in tow, is pencilled in to attend. What to do?
Former President of the Lawn Tennis Association the Duchess of Gloucester, who has never presented the trophies, would surely be chafing at the bit.
Kate’s hopes of attending Wimbledon might depend on doctor’s orders – but there is another issue. Her stand-in to present the trophies, Prince William , might not be available
His diary is in the hands of Gareth Southgate , whose England team could be in action in the Euro Championships final on Wimbledon’s last weekend
The inquiry into the election betting fiasco triggers nervous gulps among Palace flunkeys who discreetly provide inside information about royal events to favoured punters for a fee.
Before the Palace released advance details of what the Queen would wear to Royal Ascot, one courtier trousered a hefty bookie bonus by correctly betting on her hat colour.
The sale of advance info remains lucrative with staffers anxious that the current probe doesn’t upset the honey pot.
As essayist Walter Bagehot noted on the mystery of majesty: ‘We must not let in daylight upon magic.’
The late Queen Elizabeth attending day four of Royal Ascot in June, 2019
Treasury plumbers are on standby for likely election victor Rachel Reeves’s elevation to Chancellor.
Current incumbent Jeremy Hunt’s black-and-white tiled private bathroom is ‘masculine and functional’ and has never had a female occupant.
The biggest headache has been whether to leave the urinal in place. Mandarins have decided to leave the decision to Reeves, above. ‘Tis all cisterns go Rachel!
The late Queen thought betting was foolish – wisely as it turned out.
A £1 win-bet on each of her runners during the last five flat seasons of her reign resulted in a loss of £121.10. It’s not much better under the King and Queen Camilla.
A similar £1 bet on their runners over the five flat season brings in a loss of £59.38.
Has Keir Starmer an additional motive for wanting England to win Euro 24? If he gets the keys to No 10 he could emulate Tony Blair (who honoured the 2003 England Rugby World Cup-winning team and the 2005 Ashes victors).
PM Starmer might gong Southgate and the whole squad for a popularity boost.
Has Keir Starmer an additional motive for wanting England to win Euro 24? If he gets the keys to No 10 he could emulate Tony Blair (who honoured the 2003 England Rugby World Cup-winning team and the 2005 Ashes victors)
Starmer recalls his daughter’s reaction when she asked what time he would be home from a fundraiser.
He recalls: ‘She asked who was speaking and I said: ‘Me.’ She said: ‘Why would anyone pay money (to hear you speak)?’ Good question!
Boris Becker expresses regret that injury-stricken Andy Murray couldn’t finish his final Wimbledon on his own terms.
Did Boris? He ended his canoodling in a cupboard at Park Lane restaurant Nobu with Russian model Angela Ermakova. If it wasn’t all ermakova earlier, Boris, it was then!
