‘Bellingham is an conceited little oik – why are followers making excuses for him?’
Are people ready to admit I was right about Jude Bellingham being an insufferable, overrated little oik yet?
It takes an awful lot of w*nker energy to score a 95th minute equaliser at a major tournament and come out smelling exactly how England played: like sh*t.
Smuggy McGee celebrated his goal by bellowing “WHO ELSE?” at the crowd, as if he hadn’t spent the past four games being about as non-existent as an insightful bit of Lee Dixon commentary.
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Then, he had the brass neck to take a swipe at the fans for refusing to fawn over England’s Nicolas Jackson in a 1v1 situation-levels of crap Euros campaign. Oh, and that crotch grab thing… honestly, what a tit.
He has the narcissistic ego of Cristiano Ronaldo, yet flatters to deceive more than Arsenal in a title race. In truth, he’s nothing more than a jumped-up brat with a talent for moaning and preening for the cameras most porn stars would be jealous of.
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Cry-stiano needs to get a grip
Speaking of Cristiano Ronaldo, did you catch that *ahem* performance of his against Slovenia? Boy, was it memorable with a capital ME.
He spent the entire evening acting like a heroin junkie: jonesing for a little white ball, refusing to share it and constantly shooting up. Then he burst into tears because it’s All. About. Him.
I won’t lie, watching him sob like a schoolgirl was one of the highlights of my week. But like Andre Onana in any given situation the bloke needs to get a grip. Either that or some therapy.
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If missing a penalty in the early stages of a competition you’ve won before turns you into a snivelling wreck then you need your head examined, especially when you’re basically a middle-aged man.
So here’s some advice Cristiano: stop being a self-centred pr*ck and start taking yourself a bit less seriously. Because the truth is, no one really cares anymore.
Walk of shame
Why do people rate Kyle Walker? Seriously, what is this spell he seems to have cast over everyone? He’s nothing special on the ball, nothing special going forward, and defensively he’s got the spatial awareness of a toddler crossing the street.
Like Man United’s recruitment team he makes mistake after mistake after mistake, and when he isn’t sheltered in Pep Guardiola’s tactical labyrinth he’s like a turtle on his back – exposed, gormless, and there for the taking.
He was away with the fairies for Slovakia’s goal on Sunday, though in fairness we shouldn’t expect him to stay with his man when he can’t even stay with his wife.
Honestly, if he didn’t have pace the only time that man would have ever spent in front of a bunch of TV cameras would’ve been on the Jeremy Kyle show.