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‘Sexiest soccer sport’ kicks off immediately as gamers in ‘skimpy kits’ get raunchy

Love Islanders, actresses, models and influencers are set to play in the world’s “sexiest football tournament” which kicks off today.

Britain’s most cutting-edge influencers’ management firm the Rebel Agency is launching the ‘Eur-Ooohs’ matches to “inject some much-needed fun into footie.”

The company’s CEO Jordan Smith, 29, says the matches will be played in “very skimpy kits” and the side that turns up in the raunchiest gear will win – even if they don’t score as many goals.

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He said: “Everyone is taking England in the Euros so seriously, and the fun seems to have gone out of footie a bit.



England are set to play tonight
England are set to play tonight

“Our matches are going to add some glamour to it.

“The days of WAG magazine cover-shoots and lads mags covering the football are dead, but we believe people are missing it.

“Our winners will be judged on the sexiest kits they turn up in and the raunchy moves they pull on the pitch.

“We’re going to be filming the matches for online content for our influencers, and because loads of their subscribers are football mad, we’re expecting this content to make them fortunes.”

Rebel says the matches will be judged by a team of hand picked experts” in the “X-rated content creation industry.”



The Devils are making a fortune from their content
The Devils are making a fortune from their content

He added: “Each team as a group and as individuals will be scored throughout the match on how sexy they’re looking and playing while sweating up a storm, and the biggest points wins.”

As well as a trophy, Jordan says the winning side will get a £50,000 cash prize.

The teams will be made up of hundreds of Rebel clients, some of whom will be travelling in from Brazil, Mexico and America for the tournament.

It kicks off on Saturday, when England will face Switzerland in the Euro 2024 quarter-final.

The matches are being held at a secret pitch location in England where top teams have trained.

Jordan said: “Our models and content creators have had loads of problems with stalkers, so we need to keep events like these very under wraps as we can’t have them turning up.

“Even though they are adult content creators, a lot of them have partners, so we will also be flying in any WAGs that want to support them from the sidelines.”

Rebel Agency manages some of the world’s richest and most popular content creators including ex-Love Islanders such as Kodie Murphy, 20.

Also on its books is one of the world’s richest raunchy content creators Belle Olivia, who is now a millionaire aged 21 thanks to her collaboration with Rebel.

She says she will “definitely” be playing in the tournament as she has been earning a fortune since the start of this year’s Euros by posing for her fans and subscribers in kinky versions of the England kit.

Rebel has steered many of its clients from having virtually zero subscribers to becoming part of the top 1% of online creators.

Jordan added: “Our clients have had their lives changed, as their content creation makes them six – and seven – figure annual salaries.

“Most have bought their own properties in their early 20s.”

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