UK heatwave places intercourse on ice as Brits ‘too scorching to get scorching beneath the sheets’

As the temperature soars this week, Brits are feeling the heat in more ways than one. With the mercury skyrocketing, it’s a no-go for nookie with a staggering nine million of us saying ‘no thanks’ to bedroom activities.

Instead, we’re more likely to give our partners the cold shoulder and a sweaty side-eye!

New findings from Currys, the UK’s leading tech retailer, reveal that sex is off the table for over a quarter (27%) of those in a relationship, with grumpy Brits more likely to snap at their other half than get steamy between the sheets. And who can blame them?

With temperatures already touching a scorching near 30 degrees this, it seems Brits are too hot to handle.

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Currys’ Lara Brittain said:. “The heat’s got us all in a spin, but luckily, we’ve got the kit to help you chill out. Our new high-tech fans and air conditioners are cooler, quieter, and smarter than ever before, so you can keep your cool, even when the heat is on. From jet engine tech to germ-busting UV-C light and whisper-quiet models, we’ve got something to keep even the hottest heads cool this summer.

“To make the most of your cooling solutions, try placing a bowl of ice in front of your fan for an extra breeze, use blackout curtains to keep your space cooler, and opt for cooler lighter bedding.”

While most of us are resorting to tried-and-true methods to beat the heat: cold showers (31%), flinging open the windows (55%) and sprawling on top of the bedcovers (54%), some are getting a bit more inventive. Indeed, desperate times call for desperate measures, with people sleeping in their cars and even freezing their underwear.

Sales of fans have skyrocketed, with Currys reporting a massive 166% increase as Brits scramble to keep cool and prepare for the unpredictable summer weather. BBQs, hot tubs, and even lawnmowers are being snapped up as we all try to make the most of the summer season.

Our fitness routines are also taking a hit due to the heat, with 39% of us giving up on our workouts. With six out of ten people losing an average of two hours of sleep each night, it’s no surprise we’re all feeling a bit frazzled.

To cope, 41% of Brits are resorting to daytime naps and 23% are working from home as the new normal. However, a fortunate 7% are managing to get more sleep in the heat – now that’s something to be envious of!

Laura added: “Fans with benefits not only circulate stale air and freshen up a room, the soft, rhythmic sound can help you fall asleep and keep you cool so you don’t wake up. Be mindful not to keep powerful fans in a very close and fixed position when you are sleeping, to avoid drying out the airways, skin or cramping muscles. The perfect position for a fan is not blowing directly on you while you sleep but still able to move the air around the room, helping to provide instant relief on sticky nights.”

Ultimate High-Tech Coolers for a Steamy Summer

1. Whisper of Bliss: Experience the ultimate in nocturnal tranquility with the Fuux Whisper Flex Ultimate Fan. At a whisper-quiet 13 decibels—just above a soft breath—this fan is your perfect bedtime companion. Sleek and cable-free, it offers 12 hours of serene airflow on a single charge, complete with a sultry LED dimmer switch to set the mood for the night.

2. Coolness in the Wild: Take the chill of sophistication outdoors with the Shark FlexBreeze Portable 11.3″ Hybrid Pedestal Fan. Its built-in misting attachment transforms your garden into a private oasis, wrapping you and your guests in a delicate, cooling mist for those steamy summer evenings.

3. Jet-Set Cool: Feel the rush of ultra-modern cooling with the The Dyson Cool Tower Fan. Merging jet engine tech with airplane wing precision, this fan delivers a sleek, concentrated breeze that’s 60% quieter than ever before. With 10 whisper-smooth speed settings and remote control, you can stay in bed and still command your perfect chill.

4. Urban Oasis: Elevate your city living with the The Boneco Air Shower. This elegant fan doesn’t just cool; it purifies your space with its HEPA ESP filter and Germicidal UV-C light, eradicating 99.99% of germs and pollutants. Adjust the head to direct a cooling breeze or rise to meet you—your urban sanctuary awaits.

5. Chill Master: Transform any room into a cool escape with the Delonghi Pinguino portable air conditioner. Glide this sleek unit on its built-in wheels and handles, and enjoy a crisp, tailored climate up to 70m³. With remote control, multiple temperatures, and fan speeds, plus an energy-efficient Class A rating, you’ll master the art of comfort with ease.

6. The Complete Comforter: Meet the Evapolar smart air cooler—a triple-threat of cooling, humidifying, and purifying. This light and portable marvel ensures your air is always at the perfect balance, so you stay comfortably cool, even when the heat is on. No more dry spells, just pure, uninterrupted bliss.

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