‘Pour espresso up your bum’ pattern sees individual ‘thrown out Starbucks by baristas’
There are, admittedly, a few variations on how you could take your cup of coffee in the morning.
Americano, or a Latte? White, or black? Regular milk, or an alternative milk? Sugar, or no sugar? Any of these options are fine and totally normal things to choose and do.
But there is one particular ‘method’ of quaffing your Cup of Joe that’s got some people retching and reportedly thrown out of major coffee brands’ branches.
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One company called Happy Bumco unfortunately offers a service providing kits where customers can carry out an at-home coffee-enema. Essentially, funneling your morning cup straight up where the sun doesn’t shine.
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Happy Bumco’s Instagram is littered with strange videos advertising their home kit, including videos of a woman laying on her back while a sack of liquid coffee strapped to the wall appears to drain into her bum.
In the comment section, many people were disturbed by what they had just watched. “Tried this,” wrote one person. “Got chucked out of Starbucks.”
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“Five baristas attacked me,” another joked. “No way we got ppl buttchugging coffee before gta 6,” chimed another social media user. However, Happy Bumco did claim there were some health benefits to swilling your ‘morning brown’ down via your posterior.
The post was captioned: “A coffee enema almost acts as a form of dialysis helping the liver to cleanse the blood more efficiently.
“Essentially during a coffee enema the caffeine stimulates your body to produce around 700x your normally glutathione (master antioxidant detoxifier) in your body.”
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Happy Bumco’s weird take on the morning ritual was only slightly more frowned upon than the ‘coffee egg’ hack.
A man called Jimmy The Barista took it upon himself to mash together an entire raw egg (including shell) into some coffee beans, before boiling it and knocking it back. According to the US-based creator, the unusual addition to his morning brew “reduced bitterness”.
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