Donald Trump $100k ‘Swiss-made’ watches traced to seedy Wyoming purchasing centre
Last month, dodgy Donald Trump unveiled a line of limited-edition, flashy watches, priced between $499 and a jaw-dropping $100,000, boasting they had “Swiss-made precision”. However, an investigation has revealed the “luxury” timepieces hail from none other than a remote shopping centre in Sheridan, Wyoming.
TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC, the company behind the items, shares an address with a daycare centre, a Wendy’s fast food outlet and a vape shop.
Oddly, the exact address houses businesses such as Kingdom Honey LLC, purveyor of FDA-warned “male enhancement honey” which, fun fact, also goes by TheBestHoneyOnEarth.
It seems Trump’s watches are ticking in some curious company.
A Minnesota horticulture teacher has remained the reigning champion of an annual pumpkin-weighing contest in Northern California. His winning gourd weighed 2,471lb, beating his closest competitor by 6lb. He set a world record last year with a pumpkin weighing 2,749lb.
A Georgia sheriff took “hangry” to a whole new level when Burger King botched his order, prompting him to call for back-up.
Cobb County cop Craig Owens, clearly not amused by his Whopper drama, was caught on bodycam footage escalating his fast-food fiasco.
Instead of just a side of fries, three deputies were dispatched to the scene – sirens blazing – as if they were responding to a major emergency. The sheriff’s beef? “I wanted to get [his female passenger] a Whopper, no mayo, cut in half.
“Is that too much to ask? I don’t even want my money back now. I just need to know who’s running this joint so I can file an official complaint.” Because when it comes to fast food, apparently justice must be served, cut in half, hold the mayo.
An annual event in Maine involving mud, beer and cash has once again drawn dozens of eager competitors. More than 30 couples participated in the North American Wife Carrying Championship.
Schoolchildren from Dungarvan, County Waterford, have been busy as young citizen scientists, tracking Brent geese on their epic journeys between Ireland and the Canadian Arctic.
However, their ecological adventure took a surprising turn when one of the tagged birds
ended up as dinner – courtesy of an Inuk hunter thousands of miles away. Turns out, the goose was less of a migratory marvel and more of a migratory meal.
