Count Binface targets Donald Trump as he vows to ‘make Earth nice once more’
Count Binface has vowed to “make Earth great again” after Donald Trump’s victory.
The intergalactic space warrior, who has previously hinted at running for the job of leader of the free world, said he “won’t stand idly by” while the orange manbaby “wreaks his petty vengeance”.
He called the president-election a “disgrace to humankind” and said he hopes he ends up deporting himself when he returns to the White House next year.
The former London mayoral candidate, the creation of comic Jon Harvey, said he was “saddened if not surprised” to see him re-elected last week.
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He slammed European leaders for “falling over themselves to congratulate” Trump.
The count, who tried to oust former PM Rishi “Biggles” Sunak from his parliamentary seat during the general election in July, said: “Well, you won’t get that from me.”
He accused Trump of having “debased both democracy and decency on an epic scale”.
“Come January, with any luck, you will end up deporting yourself,” he said.
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He added: “At least I can assure you of this.
“Your friendly local space warrior won’t stand idly by, while Trump wreaks his petty vengeance from January 2025 onwards. That’s a promise.
“Make Earth Great Again. Vote Count Binface!”
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