Watch Rudy Giuliani’s Christmas Cash-Raising Try For A Ho Ho Ho New Kind Of Weird

On Monday, the former Trump lawyer posted an ad in which “Mrs. Santa Clause” [sic] sits on his lap and reveals what she wants for Christmas.

“Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas,” Giuliani says as St. Nick. “What would you like for Christmas, darling?”

“Rudy Coffee,” she replies.

“Not diamonds, not a necklace?” Giuliani says.

“Nooo,” she confirms.

Giuliani then instructs two elves to “give her all of the coffee she wants!”

Out of his Santa suit the former Donald Trump lawyer is probably not feeling so jolly. Legal pressure to cough up assets to the two election workers he falsely accused of rigging ballots in the 2020 election is ratcheting up.

One X user wondered about the volume required for the ex-New York City mayor to match the lawsuit judgment.

“How many coffee packets equals 148 million?” the person asked on the website formerly known as Twitter.