‘JD Dunce can be a nasty gimp like creepy one from Somerset,’ says Gimp Man of Essex
EXCLUSIVE: The rubbery-rebel’s comments come off the back of Trump, Vance and co being snared in the shock exposure of a Signal group chat, which featured a number of high-profile figures in the US government
JD Vance would be a ‘nasty gimp’ like the one from Somerset, the Gimp Man of Essex has claimed.
Speaking to the Daily Star, the latex-clad character was discussing good and bad gimps in the US government when he said: “The worst gimp is going to be old Donald himself.
“I dunno about JD Vance, I think he might be a little bit too sneaky – it depends what kind of gimp you want – if you want a nasty gimp, yeah, he might be the guy for it.”
Speaking about Trump’s wider cabinet, he said, “I don’t think there’s a nice one in there, is there?
“They’d be bad gimps, they’d be the equivalent of the Somerset one, maybe even a little bit worse. Tell Donald they do Xtra-Large.”
The rubbery-rebel’s comments come off the back of Trump, Vance and co being snared in the shock exposure of a Signal group chat, which featured a number of high-profile figures in the US government.
The messages were blown open by editor in chief of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg, who was added to the chat by mistake.
He wrote the initial report on the unprecedented story, which showed senior figures patting each other on the back for launching strikes on Houthi rebels in Yemen, and moaning about Europe’s defence capacity.
The Essex Gimp previously spoke out about the behaviour of another person, known as the Somerset Gimp, who terrorised locals in Claverham in 2023.
For the Gimp Man of Essex, what his Somerset counterpart has done by scaring people is “100% wrong”.
He told The I at the time: “This guy has undone everything the gimp community is trying to do. It gives us all a bad rep.
“Jumping out on women, however you’re dressed, isn’t right. There are innocent guys like me who go out on walks in their gimp suits. This guy is hiding around in the dark at night and scaring people lifeless. That’s different.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if alcohol or drugs were involved. They are asking for trouble terrorising people like that late at night.”
