Farmer dubs cow Bonnie Blue as she escapes and will get by 30 bulls in half-hour
A farmer has taken to the internet to shame his cow after she broke into the bull’s enclosure looking for a good time – however, after 30 minutes inside she was sent running with her tail up
A furious farmer has called his cow Bonnie Blue after the freaky female farm animal escaped her pen and charged towards 30 male bulls looking for a good time.
After the affair the disgusted farmer pointed at his cow, who was deep in heat, and revealed “every single one’s done her” in a speedy 30-minute time window. “They now don’t want to let her go,” he added.
The Australian farmer, Zele Angus, posted the video on his TikTok account and ranted to his followers while showing the aftermath of the poor cow’s mistake. The video climbed to a massive two million views and has picked up a staggering 250,000 likes.
“She’s decided to jump in a pen of 30 bulls because she’s on heat,” the farmer tells the camera. “They’re all chasing her.”
The camera then points back to the limping cow fleeing a 30-strong horde of black bulls. “They’ve been with her for 30 minutes, every single one’s done her,” he says.
“She’s had enough now she’s run away.”
He then calls the cow a “stupid b****” and adds: “I should f****** leave you in there. Loved it for the first minute.
“I want you to picture a cow running through a gate – 30 bulls chasing after her – those bulls have never been with a cow before and they are not ready to let her go.
“They’ve enjoyed their 30 minutes they want another 30 more.”
After a quick transition the farmer Angus was able successfully retrieve the damsel in distress from the males. Impersonating the promiscuous cow as she walked back to the other females, the farmer joked: “Oh hi, girls I’m back. Yeah, I slept with all of them.”
Infuriated with the hormonal heifer the farmer started to hurl various nicknames at the cheeky cattle: “I’m gonna call her Bonnie Blue. T-four the w****.”
Angus points out the cow was covered in what could have been various bodily fluids and says: “Look at ya you’re covered in slobber.”
“That’s not normal,” he adds, lambasting the animal before asking the cow if she was sore from her little adventure.
Social media users flocked to the comments, drawing comparisons to the cow and a certain adult star. One social media user wrote: “Bonnie Blue… meet Bonnie Moo.”
One commenter added: “She’s looking at you like it’s your fault.”
The farmer responded and revealed the reason the cow had been on such scandalous behaviour, he added: “She has daddy issues.”
Some commenters were very supportive of the frisky cow: “Heaven forbid a girl has a hobby.”
