Putin names his most needed Brits in new Kremlin record – see if you happen to made the lower

On Apr 25, 2025

Several British MPs and MPs have been placed on a new list of people Russian President Vladimir Putin hates, as he grows angry over how the country is perceived outside of his conclave

08:47, 25 Apr 2025

Vlad is angry(Image: POOL/AFP via Getty Images)

Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a new list of Brits banned from entering his increasingly-isolated nation. Since he first invaded Ukraine in February 2022, may Russian diplomats, oligarchs and generally disgraceful people have been given sanctions by the UK.

And in response, Putin has often done the same to high profile Brits – not that it has had any impact on them whatsoever.

And now the despot has issued a new “stop list” and claims it is because they want to reduce efforts to “demonise our country” while accusing Britain of “actively fabricating anti-Russian narratives in order to reduce Moscow’s influence on the international stage, and further pumping weapons into the neo-Nazi regime in Kyiv”.

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Johanna Baxter made the list(Image: AFP via Getty Images)

Calling Britain “hysterical,” a spokesman said: “The comprehensive nature of the anti-Russian sanctions introduced by Great Britain and the hysterical statements of the country’s officials, in which threats are interspersed with lies and outright rudeness towards us, indicate that London does not intend to abandon its choice in favour of open confrontation with Russia.

‘You’re all very naughty British people’(Image: AFP via Getty Images)

“Russophobia and the desire to destroy Russian statehood remain integral elements of British foreign policy, which is completely subordinated to the task of inflicting as much damage as possible on our national interests.

Congratulations to Charles Banner for making the cut(Image: EC84/Wikipedia)

“Hostile statements and unfounded accusations coming from members of the UK Parliament, including public statements in favour of seizing Russian assets “immobilised” in Western jurisdictions, not only pander to London’s hostile course, but are also used by opponents of mutually respectful dialogue with Russia to undermine the foundations of bilateral cooperation.

Kevan Jones, we’re proud of you(Image: Chris McAndrew)

“We are closely monitoring such rhetoric and drawing the necessary conclusions.”

And with that, Vlad has published a list of 21 Brits he’s “sanctioning”, comprised mainly of MPs and Peers.

The full list is:

David Patrick Paul ALTON, Member of the House of Lords
Charles Edward Raymond BANNER, member of the House of Lords
Kevan David JONES, Member of the House of Lords
Ross John KEMPSELL, Member of the House of Lords
Jeremy PURVIS, member of the House of Lords
Julie Elizabeth SMITH, member of the House of Lords
Johanna BAXTER, Labour MP

A proud day for Lord Alton of Liverpool(Image: Handout)

Philip Michael BRICKELL, Labour MP in the House of Commons
Stephen Patrick GETHINS, Member of the House of Commons, Scottish National Party
Alexander Morrison CARMICHAEL, Liberal Democrat MP
Christopher Austin Francis COGHLAN, Liberal Democrat MP in the House of Commons
Helen Elaine MAGUIRE, Liberal Democrat MP in the House of Commons
Blair MCDOUGALL, Labour MP, House of Commons
James Neville MACCLEARY, Liberal Democrat MP in the House of Commons
Michael Peter MARTIN, Liberal Democrat MP in the House of Commons

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What a day in the Baroness Smith of Newnham household(Image: Roger Harris)

Manuella PERTEGHELLA, Liberal Democrat MP in the House of Commons
Juan Timothy Charles ROCA, Labour MP
Jeevun Gurpreet Singh SANDER, Labour MP in the House of Commons
Aaron Cameron THOMAS, Liberal Democrat MP in the House of Commons
William Paul FORSTER, Liberal Democrat MP in the House of Commons
Richard James SHANNON, Democratic Unionist Party MP in the House of Commons

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