Get some mild leisure with our Gen Z-themed roundup of lightbulb jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a lightbulb? We don’t change the facts, we just write about them….
How many Gen Z folk does it take to change a lightbulb? None – they need to get someone else to do it for them!
This week the Daily Star revealed new research that shows youngsters are clueless when it comes to basic household tasks from ironing to cleaning a toilet.
Now we shake our heads and switch on the fun, with some classic lightbulb jokes…
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan do it.
How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it’s cheaper to sit in the dark.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to really want to change.
How many Doctor Who fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don’t, they just talk about how good the old one was.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change it and one to change it back.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It turns itself in.
How many anglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change it while the other four tell you how big the one they nearly changed was.
How many IT people does it take to change a lightbulb? Have you tried switching it on and off?
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They hate sharing the spotlight.
How many musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish on a bicycle.
How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes at least three lightbulbs.
How many egotists (we’re looking at you Donald Trump) does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They put the bulb in and the world revolves round them.
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
How many thought police does it take to change a lightbulb? None. There was never a lightbulb there in the first place.
How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to turn the old one into a Christmas tree decoration.
How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? How do you define “lightbulb”?
How many civil servants does it take to change a lightbulb? A hundred. One to change the bulb and 99 to do the paperwork.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many footballers does it take to put in a lightbulb? Eleven . One to put in the bulb and 10 to kiss him afterwards.
How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
How many Albert Einsteins does it take to change a lightbulb? It’s all relative.
How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Sex.
