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Britain’s greatest bonking pageant turns up the warmth by flogging ‘physique fluid jewelry’

EXCLUSIVE: Swingathon is the UK’s biggest alternative lifestyle festival which plans to hold an even larger three-day party this summer in a brand new venue as they teased details

Britain’s biggest swingers festival plans to turn up the heat this year by selling custom-made “bodily fluid jewellery”. Swingathon will hold their sixth alternative lifestyle festival in a new venue over three days this summer.

The passionate team behind the massive gathering of kinky Brits plan to get even steamier this year with a range of new stalls selling sexy souvenirs. Revellers will be able to buy customised jewellery made with human semen from Cum What May Keepsakes, kinky clothing and even bespoke leather masks.

Swingathon founder Stacie Cole told the Daily Star: “In terms of vendors, we’re introducing new specialist traders who bring originality and quality craftsmanship. We’re particularly excited about expanding the creative and artisan side of the marketplace, alongside established lifestyle brands old and new.”

Here are Swingathon’s full list of vendors:

  1. Kinkz clothing
  2. Swing bling
  3. Shades of grey body art
  4. Red images
  5. Gentle touch Holistic & Psychics
  6. Cum what may keepsakes
  7. Cryzalis
  8. Blind faith
  9. Freewayleisure
  10. XXAttireUk

The Swingathon organisers say demand is higher than ever and this year’s raunchy bash will be the best yet. But they say the quality of Swingathon won’t suffer and will actually get better.

Ticket sales are already 17% up from last year and it’s going to be held at a new venue too, with X-rated traders flogging all manner of kinky clothing and ‘swing bling’. There will be “more social areas for connection”, along with a full mobile spa, sauna and plunge pool area.

The passionate team says planning it is a “year-round operation” so they can get everything in place for kinky Brits to get their kicks.

Operations begin “almost as soon as the previous festival ends” as they quickly gather feedback on what worked and what needs to be changed or added.

Stacie added: “Following the success of last year’s event, demand has certainly increased. However, ‘bigger’ for us doesn’t simply mean higher attendance numbers. We are focused on enhancing quality rather than pursuing expansion for its own sake. The experience must remain immersive, not overwhelming.”

She added: “That may mean refining layout, increasing comfort areas, improving stage production, or adding new experience zones – rather than dramatically increasing capacity. That said, we are anticipating strong attendance and significant interest from new attendees, vendors, and partners.

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“The lifestyle community continues to evolve and mature, and there is a growing want for well-organised, premium events that prioritise consent, safety, and community standards.”

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