Scotland’s World Cup hopes in danger as ‘aliens to abduct gamers’ throughout Brazil conflict
Scotland fans should be preparing themselves for a potential alien invasion during their game against Brazil, a psychic claims.
Although it might sound out of this world, Vó Bahiana reckons the extra terrestrial invasion could unfold during their crunch match against La Selecao this evening (June 24).
According to the Brazilian soothsayer, swathes of attendees are set to be abducted from the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami, Florida by an army of nefarious-sounding aliens. If her prediction comes true, it’s set to disrupt the flow of proceedings for the Tartan Army’s hero John McGinn and his teammates even more than the dreaded hydration breaks.
Tartan Army fans will no doubt be left furious when, if Bahiana is correct, “more than 100” otherworldly beings take to the pitch and begin rounding up the players at a rate that would give Chelsea owner’s BlueCo a run for their money.
And it’s not just those on the pitch that could an unwanted trip in an alien ship, with the match officials and fans set to be zapped up by the extra-terrestrial pitch invaders, according to the psychic.
Bahiana, whose real name is Elisângela de Souza, is an online spiritualist, tarot card reader and internet personality and has amassed more than one million followers across social media.
In posts circulating on social media, she urges people to avoid the stadium on that day. She said: “Do not go to the stadium in Miami on June 24, 2026. Stay away.”
Bahiana, who claims to have correctly predicted injuries to the likes of Neymar and Vinicisius Junior as well as several celebrity deaths, described her vision in specific detail. She said there would be a “massive” spacecraft that will descend directly onto the field.
An alien army, she reckons, will then emerge and quickly round up a load of players, referees, and nearby fans. Shortly after the first ship departs, Bahiana warns that a secondary fleet of ETs will arrive to take even more bystanders.
“You have to save humanity,” Bahiana said on her social media. “Save this date. I’m going to say I’m still feeling very bad and what despair, my God.”
Scotland and Brazil fans will no doubt be concerned about the samba soothsayer’s worrying vision. But at least if her whacky prediction does come true, it will arguably serve as a more interesting viewing experience than England vs Ghana the night before.
