Biohacker stuns followers with wild ‘Lord of the Rings’ boast about his ‘boners’
Billionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson has shared his personal best ‘nighttime erection duration’ with his followers and has stressed why this is such a big deal for his health
Johnson has stated he has boners longer than the Titanic movie(Image: Instagram/bryanjohnson_)
The billionaire biohacker attempting to beat the ageing process has revealed his ‘boners’ now outlast epic movies like Titanic and Lords of the Rings.
Bryan Johnson stunned his followers by comparing the duration of his nightly erections to the length of famous films. In a social media post on Instagram, Johnson revealed his ‘personal best’ late night ‘boner’ now lasts more than four hours – and has revealed why this is such an important health feat.
As part of the multimillion dollar project, Johnson goes to bed at 8pm wearing a tiny bluetooth-powered jet pack to measure his night-time penis activity.
Bryan’s partner Kate Tolo is also subjected to endless testing and goes to bed with an acrylic vaginal “techno-tampon” that measures her period blood flow – what Bryan calls “lady boners”.
Bryan Johnson, 49(Image: Youtube/TheDiaryOfACEO)
Johnson has claimed despite his age his nightly erections are growing ever-stronger. The biohacker said: “Breaking news…. My boners are now longer than 4hrs.
“Nighttime erections (NTE) are a tier 1 longevity biomarker as critical to systemic health as VO2 max, resting heart rate, HRV, and blood pressure.”
He added: “Women have them nightly too.”
Johnson then went on to share his penis health and told his followers his best nightly erection over the last 18 months lasted longer than James Cameron’s Titanic movie.
He wrote: “NTEs decline with age. Mine have been getting stronger over the past 18 months. This is a personal best: 4hr 2min.
“5 episodes. 93% strength. Longer than Titanic. Longer than Lord of the Rings (extended edition).”
Johnson has stressed why his penis is important(Image: bryanjohnson_/Instagram)
In the caption, Johnson added: “As share in the post, I take 5 mg of Tadalafil daily for the longevity benefits. Evidence shows that amount maybe adds 20 minutes to total night time erections (NTEs).
“To be 49 years old and be in the 99th percentile of 20 year olds (4 hr+) requires pristine sleep performance, endothelial responsiveness, and nervous system capacity.
Johnson is trying to live forever(Image: Bloomberg via Getty Images)
“I’d encourage all you men to find out where you’re at. NTEs are a tier 1 longevity biomarker. Low NTEs reveal microvasculature dysfunction years before the coronary arteries do. It’s an early warning signal.”
Confused social media users shared their thoughts on Johnson’s erectile health. One social media user wrote: “Weird flex, but okay.”
Another stated: ”Bryan bragging about his Johnson.”
A third penned: “Tracking boner time is a new level of hardcore.”
Johnson has shared the erectile health with the world(Image: bryanjohnson_/Instagram)
A final user joked: “I wake up hard asf everyday thanks for the reassurance.”
Johnson previously claimed if aliens were to come down and examine him they would be unable to distinguish his “erection function” from his teenage son.
Taking to social media Johnson claimed: “In many ways, I am 18. If an alien encountered me, they’d struggle to distinguish me from my son. I know this seems impossible. I also know I look my age, 49. But here are the ways I am indistinguishable from an 18-year-old.
“This is the first rep and we are still figuring things out, but it points toward our inevitable future: better technology and therapies will make youthful vibrance the default.”
