I met my companion on a Facebook group for Britain’s DULLEST males

Do you get excited a few new method to organise your sock drawer? Do you’ve gotten a favorite pylon? Is getting the festive TV information delivered the spotlight of your December?

If the reply is sure to any of the questions, you could match the invoice to affix Britain’s most boring membership – The Dull Men’s Club.

With a motto of ‘celebrating the abnormal,’ the membership is a discussion board, offering an area for uninteresting males to debate or share any boring info they see match. 

And now, it is battling Tinder because the place to be for assembly the love of your life, as extra girls have began flocking to the web page to bag themselves a yawn-worthy companion – thrilling is so final yr.

Danielle Goodyear from Leeds, 32, met her boyfriend James Warbuton from Manchester, 36, via the group and now they’re happier than ever.

She instructed MailOnline: ‘The group simply randomly got here up on my Facebook. I do not bear in mind what the put up was about nevertheless it was one thing usually uninteresting and boring but in addition fairly satisfying on the identical time, like neatly organised sock drawers.

‘People admire the boring issues in life as they grow old. I get fairly overwhelmed so the considered a uninteresting individual was really fairly feeling.’

James, who works in recruitment, joined the group again in May when it had simply 40,000 members.

He’s a daily poster and sometimes shares the mundane particulars, ideas and questions he stumbles throughout, together with the color of his kettle gentle and asking different customers to guess which practice station he is at based mostly on a photograph.

Danielle seen his posts, notably one the place he talked concerning the ‘uninteresting end result’ of a lady by accident including him, then admitting her finger slipped – so the 32 yr outdated thought it might be humorous to ship him a request herself.

From there, the pair acquired to chatting and inside weeks had met up for a primary date in September of this yr. 

James admits he likes to put up ‘boring stuff that is humorous’ on the group – simply this morning he shared a snap of a person stood beneath a seize truck, that he thought seemed like an arcade machine.

He revealed: ‘The quantity of individuals now that go on there they usually’re like, I wanna discover a uninteresting fellow, I wanna discover a uninteresting woman. We have fun, nevertheless it’s simply regular – not Love Island.

In one other put up he instructed the group he lately purchased a Lord title: ‘So I’m really referred to as Lord James Warburton. People know of it in there, and there is a few different individuals who’ve accomplished the identical factor. 

 ‘It’s a type of lockdown issues whenever you purchased and like Spare 70 quid, and also you suppose I’m gonna do it.  Because my surname is Warburton, I put one on saying here is the proper toast’.

He mentioned that individuals from the group deal with it as a ‘genuinely a secure place’ and ‘you will discover out the reply to just about something you want. If you wish to ask a query a few plug socket or practice, or something, you get caught. That’s higher than Google’.

Adding: ‘Some individuals in there are electrical engineers, some individuals are pilots. Some individuals are practice drivers, there may be actually each form of individual in there.’

James has a canine and Danielle has two youngsters so after they’re all collectively it typically appears like a ‘mad home.

Reflecting on the connection, which started three months in the past, he added: ‘I really feel like like we have one another as a teammates and it is actually very nice – we’re useless supportive of one another and we perceive one another’s circumstances.

Before Danielle met her ‘uninteresting’ man, she was on ‘all of the relationship apps you’ll be able to consider’ and located it ‘terrible’.

She mentioned: ‘Particularly Tinder, I’ve actually acquired a real hatred for it, it is one factor after one other and also you get to the purpose the place there’s simply not real individuals so far’.

Now, the couple even have their very own podcast referred to as Mr and Mrs Dull, the place they chat all issues parenting and ‘daft stuff that occurs whenever you develop up’.

The golf equipment Facebook web page has greater than 577,000 members from the world over – and going in opposition to every part that it stands for, it really could also be changing into cool.

To give an perception to what the group is like, one self-professed uninteresting man wrote: ‘It’s getting very thrilling down right here in Chichester.

‘Our rainfall bucket goes to succeed in the highest in beneath two months. Based on common it must be simply over half full’.

Another determined to share: ‘At residence considered one of my principal duties or a minimum of one I’ve adopted is the management of the dishwasher. 

‘I at all times fill it in the identical means with a view to how I empty it for putting every part again within the cabinets in the identical place.

‘I’m decided that at some point I’ll take over the management of the fridge/freezer.’

One proud man revealed: ‘Managed to take away the outdated silicone seal from round my tub in a single complete piece. All 254cm of it. Winning at life,’ alongside a photograph of the discarded silicone.

Although, one member replied ‘I’m sorry however that is fully too thrilling for the DMC’.

Another chimed in with: ‘It actually doesn’t get anymore thrilling than this, a lie down now me thinks to get better from the adrenaline rush!’ 

One member admitted to creating a be aware of each pub he’d ever been to and compiling the checklist right into a spreadsheet.

Meanwhile, another person advisable a present concept for companions of lifeless males within the group – a battery tester.

They suggested: I’ve right here the last word stocking filler on your uninteresting partner. (No exclamation mark – that might take away the dullness.)

‘This battery tester has induced me to delay dinner whereas I make it my night mission to check each battery on this home’.

Members typically log off their posts with their age, dislikes and odd particulars about themselves- typically even their shoe dimension.

One signed off with ’37. Size 8. Enjoys Decaff tea,’ whereas one other ended their put up by penning, ’48, BMI nonetheless 32.0, retains a listing of each movie he is ever seen’.

Someone else felt they needed to finish their submission with ’45, favor to put on socks in my crocs, enjoys tartare sauce on chips’.

With thrilling out the window, and boring the brand new engaging way of life, the group has additionally began producing their very own yearly calendar.

They might not have the rippling muscle tissue and chiseled options of the boys on a typical calendar – as a substitute drain spotters, visitors cone fans and brick collectors are simply a few of Brits which have appeared inside it through the years.

The unlikely group’s 2024 calendar is now accessible on the US model of Amazon, in addition to Stanford’s bookshop in Covent Garden, London – on-line and in retailer for £12.99.