Alan Shearer woken up by couple bonking on piano inside his resort room

On Feb 14, 2024

Alan Shearer has make clear the time he was woken up by a pair bonking in his resort room the night time earlier than a Newcastle match.

The legendary goalscorer, who holds the Premier League file for many objectives by a single participant, stepped in to handle his former facet for the ultimate eight video games of the 2008/09 season in an try to forestall relegation. He was unsuccessful, lastly going through the drop with a 1-0 defeat at Aston Villa on the ultimate day of the season.

And Shearer, 53, has revealed the omens weren’t nice earlier than the match, having been woken up the night time earlier than by a randy couple having steamy intercourse on his resort room piano. Shearer’s facet had travelled all the way down to the Midlands collectively, the place that they had a night staff meal.

The former England striker then recommended some drinks to his teaching workers to “help them sleep better”. But after calling it an evening at round 11.30pm, he instructed fellow pundits Gary Lineker and Micah Richards on The Rest is Football podcast that he obtained the shock of his life.

He mentioned: “At about three or 4 within the morning, I believe I’m dreaming. I can hear noises, and as a supervisor I used to be not even conscious that this occurred, you get put into a set. So I’ve obtained this pretty suite within the resort with an enormous lounge and my bed room which is kind of sectioned off.

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The at-the-time Newcastle United boss was woken up by two people in his hotel room — The at-the-time Newcastle United boss was woken up by two individuals in his resort room
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He found two people having sex on the piano — He discovered two individuals having intercourse on the piano
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“I’m awoken and thinking ‘am I dreaming, I can hear noises?’ I can hear someone playing the piano. I’ve got a piano in the lounge of the room. I’m thinking ‘there’s someone in my f***ing room here, seriously!’ Suddenly it stops and I think ‘ah ok’.”

Shearer then mentioned: “Five minutes later I can hear people talking in my room and then I hear other things. So, I sort of creep up and I was a bit nervous and scared. And I sort of looked through and I’m not kidding you, there was a bloke and a woman on the piano and the bloke was giving the woman one in my room! I swear to God.”

Alan Shearer's side went on to be relegated — Alan Shearer’s facet went on to be relegated
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Shearer added: “I’m thinking do I scream, do I shout, what do I do? So I shouted out, ‘do me a f***ing favour mate will you, come on!’ Honestly, they quickly got up and sprinted out of the room. I couldn’t believe what was happening.

“I don’t know whether they were members of staff who thought the room was empty or what. But I should’ve known then that it wasn’t going to go well in the afternoon at the game.”