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English converse ‘badly pronounced French’ like Officer Crabtree from ‘Allo ‘Allo!

A Gallic boffin has sparked a confrontation by claiming we’re all talking “badly pronounced French” – identical to Officer Crabtree from ’Allo ’Allo!

Linguist Bernard Cerquiglini reckons “English doesn’t exist” and we speak the identical as Arthur Bostrom’s madcap character within the hit 80s sitcom.

The pretend gendarme was notorious for legendary mispronunciations like “Good Moaning” and “I was p*ssing by the door, when I heard two shats”.

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Other errors included “It is a d*ck night”, “Will you please stop bonging the bill”, and “I will go out the bock p*ssage”.



Arthur Bostrom played the madcap character in the hit 80s sitcom
Arthur Bostrom performed the madcap character within the hit 80s sitcom

Mr Cerquiglini, proper, says 80,000 English phrases, together with the likes of “stew” and “wickets” in cricket, are derived from French.

He additionally claimed again phrases like “shopping” and “people” as their very own.

Mr Cerquiglini, a professor of linguistics in Paris, says a variation of French grew to become the language of the aristocracy in England after the Norman invasion till the 14th Century.

He believes a dialect referred to as Anglo-Norman French emerged however the higher lessons continued to borrow phrases from France to indicate their superiority.

The claims are made in his new e-book which interprets as: ‘The English language does not exist. It’s badly pronounced French.’



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We are all talking ‘badly pronounced French’, apparently… (inventory)

He argued: “French gave English essential vocabulary, that of law, trade, spirituality, art and government.

“If English is a prestigious, international language today, it is thanks to French… This is a book written in bad faith. It’s a French book. So [it is] arrogant.”

Mr Cerquiglini believes the worldwide rise of English is nothing greater than “a tribute to the French-speaking world, the payment of an age-old debt to our language”.

The professional added: “I really mean to say the French have helped enrich English and say so using British-style humour with a stiff upper lip… I hope I have succeeded.”

But Dr Christophe Gagne, a Fellow in French on the University of Cambridge, hit again. He mentioned: “From the 19th Century onwards, we see the English influence in French more.”

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