Bad-vent calendar for 2024’s bozos and heroes from Tesla spanner to Del Boys grafters

Fire up the festive cheer and forget your troubles as the Daily Star reveals our annual alternative advent calendar!

It’s been another rollercoaster year of news, full of numpties and head-slapping moments.

But now yule have the chance to get your own back on the clowns with James Moore’s countdown to Christmas.

And who don’t you head to the shops and get your own cut-out-and-cross-off version when you buy our brilliant newspaper.

You’ll get all the latest news and football previews ahead of another big sporting weekend – and we’ll put a smile on your face while you read it. Get off your so get off your bloody phone and read a paper. You can’t cut out and website and stick it to your wall.