Church sign warns ‘porn will kill your Valentine’s Day’ but singletons disagree

It has come around to that time of year again where people splash the cash on a bunch roses and a box of chocolates bought last minute from the petrol station for their loved one.

Yes, we are speaking about Valentine’s Day.

While many make the most of the supposed day of love, others steer clear from anything to do with February 14th.

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Although the lonesome might not be lucky enough not to get some rumpy pumpy in the middle of the winter month, that doesn’t mean they cannot watch it in the form of porn.

However, an American church condemned the adult entertainment – and even said it will ‘kill’ their Valentine’s Day if they dare watched.

So the First Presbyterian Church in Alabama, US erected a sign outside that declared: “Porn will kill your Valentine’s Day.”

A photo of the sign was posted to subreddit ‘Trashy’ where the original poster cheekily said: “Gonna make mine better.”

In support of porn and consuming the explicit entertainment, many Reddit users – a lot of them singletons – took to the comments to disagree with the religious sign.

One person mocked: “Valentine’s Day will ruin many people’s February 14th.”

Another user added: “I mean….it’s not like I have anyone for Valentine’s day this year anyway.”

While a third voiced: “All the couples are getting off.

“Why should the singles be O-Less?”

Someone else giggled: “Porn will save you money on Valentine’s Day.”

However, others seemed to agree with the church. Some even claimed that porn ‘rots’ the brain.

One user shared: “For once, I agree with a church.”



The church says no porn for Valentine’s Day!
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A second slammed: “Porn rots your brain. Don’t consume it.”

This user wrote: “Nothing about this is trashy.

“Porn has ruined relationships, so its not wrong, nor is it trashy.”

Meanwhile, a fifth declared: “I don’t get the appeal of porn.

“It’s gross and unsexy.”

Let us know in the comments what you think – do you agree with the church or the horny singletons?

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