A person’s Christmas was ruined when his canine nicked his glazed ham and wolfed all of it up, leaving him with no meat for his festive dinner.
Luke Vandore-Mackay had spent hours making ready a 3.5kg gammon joint for Christmas Day, however his springer spaniel, Huck, sneakily stole the meat and ate most of it, even breaking an costly plate within the course of.
Luke, from Dalwood, Devon, shared his naughty canine’s antics on X – beforehand referred to as Twitter – again in 2019, a lot to the amusement of his followers who did not present a lot sympathy for his scenario.
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He posted: “You know how I smoked, then cooked overnight in cider, my 3.5kg gammon? Then glazed it with a cider, mustard and clove syrup basting it every 10 minutes until it was burnished rich mahogany?
“Well the f***ing canine has simply eaten 34 of it. So we have no glazed ham and any minute now the canine goes to puke and s**t everywhere in the kitchen. He additionally smashed the silly costly plate it was on. Christmas is cancelled. Stupid canine.”
Huck, the ham-loving hound, had a tough night time after wolfing down the enormous snack. His proprietor Luke, a chef, was nervous sick and determined to bunk within the kitchen with Huck simply in case.
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Luke stated: “I am sleeping in the kitchen with the stupid dog in case he dies from too much ham because I love that thieving imbecile. The dog spent the night farting on me and needing urgent toilet breaks in the rain but seems essentially fine and not dead of too much ham.”
Luckily, Huck bounced again the following day, prepared for a stroll within the woods. The destiny of the 2023 dinner is unknown . . .
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