Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has come a great distance from summer time jobs in an Albuquerque McDonalds and promoting books from his storage and now has an eye-watering internet value in addition.
Fast ahead to 2024 and Bezos, who celebrates his sixtieth birthday on Friday (January 12), sits third upon Forbes’ real-time billionaires listing with a internet value of $176.9 billion, behind solely Elon Musk and French businessman Bernard Arnault.
But what if the normally-cool entrepreneur went berserk for the day and offered off his total 12-figure empire?
And on this kooky actuality, simply what may the enterprise mogul truly purchase? Well worry not, your Daily Star’s high crew of sleuths have labored around the clock to search out some solutions, so you do not have to.
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From Wetherspoons branches and to journeys to the moon to snaps of Katie Prince within the buff, right here’s what previous Jeff may spend his billions on.
Royal Family – as servants
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Our beloved Lizzy’s dying and the Sussexes’ shenanigans are only a few of the bombshells to shake the Royal Family over the previous few years. So, if Charles and the remainder of the gang wished to bow out and finish the monarchy to develop into Jeff Bezos’ servants as a substitute, we’d perceive.
King Charles III alone has a princely estimated internet value of £1.8 billion, with the Windsors extra extensively value a whopping £21.3 billion based on Forbes. So Jeff may have the complete set seven-fold and nonetheless have change.
Perhaps he may ask British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and his spouse to ditch their £730 million fortune to hitch Jeff’s crew, too.
Greggs sausage rolls for all!
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Away from sausage fingers and onto the standard sausage roll: a beige staple of the British food plan. In truth, as a nation, we love them a lot that we chow down on 130 million of Greggs’ meat and pastry delicacies each single 12 months, based on its gross sales knowledge.
If Jeff so wished, he may deal with each man, lady and youngster within the UK to a sausage roll. Every single day. For 5 and a half years.
But is the Luke Littler-style food plan definitely worth the weekly 2,303-calorie hike? In this world that is as much as you, and Bezos.
Wetherspoons galore
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You may need to wash all that meat discuss down with an ice-cold pint. So what if Jeff was to purchase a number of the places from Britain’s most beloved chain of boozers?
More than 800 Wetherspoons pubs grace the UK’s streets, serving thirsty Brits up and down the nation affordably-priced pints.
And Jeff can decide up an equally fairly-priced pub for across the £450,000 mark, based on The Sun, who documented quite a lot of the places’ sale costs. So splashing all his money on Wetherspoons places would imply he may buy simply shy of 298,000 spots.
The solely snag in that plan is that there are at present solely 27,600 bars and pubs in the complete UK. Despite being sacrilegious to booze-loving Brits, Jeff may need to kick off a brand new, hospitality-themed monopoly: ‘Amazon Drink’.
Katie Price’s OnlyFans
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Jeff and the previous Jordan is likely to be an unlikely match. Especially given he is very a lot in love with new fiancé Lauren Sánchez, after his break up from Amazon co-founder Mackenzie Scott.
But say, in an alternate universe, Jeff wished a sneak peek at Katie within the buff, how lengthy may he pay for her content material? More than two and a half many years from her first look as a Page 3 pin-up , the 44-year-old joined OnlyFans again in January 2022.
The mum-of-five claimed that she earns a staggering £2.24 million a month from the racy platform, charging a month-to-month £11.80 subscription charge to her followers.
Jeff, in the meantime, may earn her month-to-month wage in simply 20 minutes. He may afford to comply with Katie’s account for 950 million years, however he’d must cough up for immortality first.
One small step for Jeff
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It appears as if Jeff has practically achieved all that may be on Earth, so maybe he ought to actually attain for the celebs.
Fellow tech mogul, Elon Musk has already monopolised the cosmos however that’s not stopping the 60-year-old from scratching his exploration itch. Jeff even has an area firm, Blue Origin, which makes use of reusable rockets desiring to blast astronauts into area on a funds.
But what if the entrepreneur wished to stretch his legs on the moon? Nasa splurges a whopping £3.2 billion per four-person flight in its Artemis venture which can proceed all through the 2020s – one seat costing 1 / 4 of the sum.
So Jeff may afford to take a moonwalk each single 12 months for an additional 168 spins across the solar.
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