Controversial tech mogul Elon Musk is now price an eye-watering £180billion, Forbes has claimed.
Oxfam claims the world could have its first trillionaire inside a decade however fail to eradicate poverty for at the very least 229 years – until Musk feels impressed by our beneficiant spending ideas.
So, if he decides to take a break from flinging a number of rich individuals into house, and letting racism fly freely on his social media platform, here is what we reckon he should purchase for these hungry, thirsty and randy for SolelyFans content material…
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Costa Coffee’s new Hot Milkshakes – 38billion of them
The overwhelming majority of the UK’s inhabitants are being hit onerous by the endless cost-of-living disaster, as has the remainder of the world. So what higher strategy to heal the world by feeding all six billion of us with round considered one of Costa’s new controversial Hot Milkshakes per day for per week.
Whether you’d need one of many unusual custard-like sizzling issues is a special query, thoughts, however you’ll take what the newly-benevolent Musk provides you and be thankful for it.
Greggs – 461k branches
The present UK inhabitants stands at round 67million, so think about the scenes if Musk invested his whole fortune into Greggs and purchased as many branches as he might. We reckon that may work out at round 461k branches, which might imply every department would cater for round 145 individuals every.
That’s lots of vegan sausage rolls . . . 72billion, to be precise.
English soccer – all of it.
Fans of any soccer membership within the UK like moan about their homeowners. But what if all golf equipment had the identical one?
According to Sportico, Manchester United at the moment stands as the most costly membership, valued at round £4.8billion. And the complete worth of all Premier league golf equipment mixed is round £35billion, which leaves Elon with sufficient dosh to spend it on each Championship, League One, League Two and National League membership.
Even if he left the Premier League golf equipment alone, shopping for the remainder of soccer on this nation would truly be factor as it could imply an finish to monetary chaos . . .perhaps.
Elle Brooke SolelyFans subscriptions – 7.2billion months
Celebrity boxer Elle Brooke has made a reputation for herself by means of her sexual exploits on SolelyFans and prices round £25 monthly for her content material. Musk, ought to he fancy breaking down the pay wall for attractive admirers of the Manchester City fan, might cowl the invoice for 7.2billion subscriptions. If solely Cityzens followers had been that straightforward to purchase…
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