Marcus Rashford is a proper previous bitch bag and must do his speaking on the pitch.
He took the phrase ‘woe is me’ to eye-rolling new heights in his “I can handle criticism but here’s me failing to handle criticism” piece for The Players’ Tribune final week.
In it, he moaned about meanie journalists saying meanie issues about him – as if spending a lot of the season lacking the goal and sulking doesn’t make him truthful recreation.
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When issues go south Rashford telephones it in sooner than Todd Boehly when there’s an overrated 21-year-old available on the market – so he deserves all of the scrutiny he’s been getting.
You’re not a sufferer, Marcus, so cease flapping your arms and your gums and focus on kicking the ball within the web a bit extra. Manchester United followers need a response on the pitch, not a whiny little b*tch.
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Brentford followers are un-boo-lievable
Fans who boo their staff can completely get within the bin. I imply is there something extra pointless? Patio furnishings for a submarine maybe? Or possibly signing Romeo Lavia?
Brentford followers jeered their staff off whereas dropping to Chelsea final weekend and I’m sorry however who the hell do they assume they’re? The Blues are straightforward pickings nowadays however since when is getting overwhelmed by £400m value of expertise thought-about unacceptable for a aspect battling the drop?
Honestly, individuals who interact in that kind of counterproductive bulls*** are as dim-witted as one in all Gabby Agbonlahor’s talkSPORT rants. Booing your staff and anticipating a optimistic response is as boneheaded as yelling at a canine and anticipating it to assemble a chest of drawers.
And moreover, shopping for a match ticket isn’t like shopping for a pint of milk. You can’t begin moaning as a result of the product stinks. You’re a supporter, the clue is within the identify you entitled muppets.
Stop pretending Haaland gaffes are uncommon
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Can we cease performing so shocked when Erling Haaland misses an enormous likelihood – he does it all of the bloody time.
Don’t get me unsuitable, the Norwegian is as prolific a scorer as Charlie Sheen after slurping a vial of tiger blood. He’s the lovechild of Usain Bolt and a bicycle-kicking Ent, and the bodily embodiment of the phrase ‘get the f*** in’, however he’s additionally as wasteful because the second half of Paul Pogba’s profession.
Against Man Utd, he toed a volley over the bar from two yards out – cue the tediously-predictable “he’s human after all” social media posts. Commentator Peter Drury even gasped “No! No! No!” as if the material of time and area had been torn by the supposedly uncommon blunder.
In actuality, Haaland has missed 26 ‘big chances’ in 22 video games this season. That’s greater than donkey Darwin and jackass Jackson. So for the love of God, cease pretending to be gobsmacked the following time he fluffs his traces. It’s actually boring.