A woman got an unexpected eyeful when checking out Fake Taxi for the first time.
Research conducted by your previously oblivious and sheltered Daily Star – we err promise – has revealed that Fake Taxi is indeed a series of adult content. What will they think of next?
Singlehandedly tarnishing the name of good black cab drivers across London is one rather well-endowed chap bonking his customers on the backseat.
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As with the rest of us, this revelation came as quite the mortifying surprise for comedy writer Ruth Husko. When asked whether this was just a gag for her followers on X, Ruth insisted she was sharing a genuine experience.
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She wrote on Monday night: “Watched ‘Fake Taxi’ the other night because I’d never seen one. I didn’t even know what it was. I thought it was gonna be like Impractical Jokers.”
According to sources, we at the Daily Star are led to believe the premise of the show is a male actor plays the role of a cab driver and in each episode a different female actor hops in for a lift. Low and behold the passenger is generally stunned by the proposition of any steamy X-rated antics that follow.
Ruth continued: “Can’t stop thinking about how the taxi driver said to the girl ‘go on stick that tongue right up my a***hole… ooh that is GORGEOUS’ like he’d just had a really nice cup of tea.”
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A gripe Ruth had with the clip she saw was the unlikelihood of the lustful couple.
“And the girl is obviously attractive but the man is not,” she commented. “He looked like her dad. ‘No way does she fancy him’ I thought. The plot twist – turns out she wanted ‘every last drop’ of his ejaculate! Every last drop?! In this economy?!”
Jokes ranging from the witty to the utterly filthy followed in response to Ruth’s story.
One X user quipped: “Rumour has it that if you have every last drop, you gain the knowledge of every taxi route in London Zones 1-6.”
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“She got a free taxi ride to her destination though & that’s not to be sniffed at at the moment,” another joked.
Among the stream of comments claiming Ruth had spoiled the ending for them, someone else replied: “Well, you can’t afford to waste anything in the economy, and don’t look a gift knob in the eye, as the saying goes.”