Talking rabbit, finest climate women and currant jokes – Daily Star’s Text maniacs

Finally, it’s here on the interweb! Now you can see all the best messages from your Daily Star as we bring you ‘Text Maniac’s in all it’s glorious unedited splendour! You ready, then here we go….

BBC / SKY rolling NEWS editors should watch Nightcrawler Jake Gyllenhall A MOVIE ‘Jake’ turns up always first filming violent horrendous trauma Sky News 6pm passing off Hezbollah pager explosions in a store ‘gore ‘n all’ with very young people watching sees only a cursory ‘viewers are advised there are some distasteful scenes’ Show it after 9pm There has been WORSE recently on tea time news just needing some common sense Brian Linford Pontefract

TETS…September 20th marks the 20th anniversary of the death of the greatest of them all…RIP BRIAN CLOUGH… NFFC 4EVA

The likes of Rocker Wilson can claim to be patriotic as much as they like. As Oscar Wilde once said though ‘Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel’ Alan Quay.

TOD, UR right about Huw Edwards, But RIOTERS Have to be LOCKED UP for Attacking the Police,Breaking Into/Wrecking Property, Violence and Theft. DEN

Charles, u don’t like our anthem is there anything else your fussy about ie your food? If you hate our culture you could emigrate to say Ireland. Diana.



Huw Edwards is a wrong ‘un ain’t he?
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I AM A LITTLE BEMUSED & FIND IT RATHER UNUSUAL, WHO THE HELL HAS GOT HIS OR HER EAR NEAR ENOUGH TO A COWS A*SE TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES A COW HAS FARTED, BLEEDIN HELL, NEXT, THEY’LL BE MAKING BEER GLASSES SMALLER SO YOU CAN KNOCK IT BACK QUICKER, SO YOU CAN DRINK MORE, THAT’S GOOD INIT. LAURENCE.

I hope all you Labourites out there are ‘enjoying’ your new government, you can enjoy them more next month when they f*ck us all !!!!! ScouseFrank

All this press coverage about wonderful arsenal arteta been there 5 years and has won nothing harry cox

We can get ed sheeran to write a new national anthem we can sing along to ooh ah i’m in love with my country lol. Mr coffee.

So. Our prime minister keir starmer was angry. Today’s star 18/09 re the lags toasting early release. Well that’s good then. Perhaps he should read our beloved Daily Star letters page and realise that is the tip of the iceberg. I think the nhs. Pensioners and the decent working persons that are now struggling people in dire help of cost of living.costs. Let alone those genuinely struggling in life on benefits. Should make him ashamed. We don’t get a �100k allowance for clothes. Oh. …… silly me that’s another text. Bazza 180

take a chance on me?No chance!U got into bed with the conservatives!If u got into bed with me id toss u out!C u jimmy dumfries

ERIC H. A big well done to the train drivers on securing their pay rise. Albeit at the expense of all us poor pensioners.

My mate Si talks to his rabbit like it understands him! I told our dog about it, we rolled up. The Nige Pompey

PM STARMER. must you GO ON AND ON about the problems the last government left , you were well aware of the problems facing you when you got the job ,so do this COUNTRY and its PEOPLE a favour and bloody well get on with the job your paid to do instead of your CONSTANT MOANING Angry els seaham co durham .

Just been to tesco swapped 50 sultanas for 100 raisins just can’t believe the currant exchange rate! Tony worksop

ANON ESSEX Picture of Elizabeth Rizzini BBC weather forecaster please.



Here you go Anon, Essex, she’s on the right

Willo Got a personal best today. I managed to watch Charlie and Naga for a full minute before flicking channels.

Re the text by Jeff. Yes your spot on mate Britain is being ripped off by Foriegn health Tourists using our NHS then skipping the country leaving us tax payers to pick up their bills standing at 1.7 billion pound and counting. A friend of ours recently went to Turkey and her son had to have hospital and a Doctor for treatment for Sunburn. The cost £800 and was advised not to leave the country until it was paid as they would stop her flying out. Free everything for the world is today’s BRITAIN, Wakey Wakey time Starmer and co. TOD

Every time I see Nocole SHERZINGER former girlfriend of F1 Lewis HAMILTON I always thought they were destined for love / marriage / kids / riding off into the sunset Alas not so BUT when do you tell someone you love them ( maybe never truly knowing as life goes by a lifetime regret ) The answer is before somebody else does assuming rightly Nicole’s unattached Brian Linford Pontefract

Due to the winter fuel fiasco millions of OAP’s are making new claims for pension credit. Needless to say the DWP do not have enough staff to deal with this huge upsurge in claims. It’s predicted that even if they’re eligible some OAP’s will have to wait the best part of 4 YEARS to have their claim for pension credit to be verified. What a massive kick in the teeth for people who have worked hard all their lives and are just asking for a little bit of financial help in retirement. Alan Quay

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