Not even in power, and already there are worrying signs about the new Donald Trump government.
In what might be the most heartwarming post-election sentiment yet, Mike Davis – a lawyer reportedly eyeing the role of Attorney General in a potential new administration – took to social media to express his “current mood”. Spoiler alert: it’s not exactly a call for unity.
Davis, whose CV includes stints as a Supreme Court clerk and Senate aide, announced on X he’d like to “drag [Democrats’] dead political bodies through the streets, burn them, and throw them off the wall”.
But before anyone could accuse him of being too extreme, he clarified: this would all be “legally, politically, and financially”. Ah, what a relief.
Travellers at New York’s LaGuardia Airport got quite the wake-up call on Monday when a raccoon fell from the ceiling at a gate before they boarded the plane.
An Oregon cyclist is suing an ambulance company for almost $1million after they hit him with their vehicle and sent him a bill for the ride to hospital.
William Hoesch, 71, was struck by a Columbia River Fire & Rescue ambulance that turned right into him, breaking his nose and leaving him with scrapes and bruises.
But the real kicker? After scooping him off the road and driving him to the ER, they handed him a $1,862 invoice.
Attorney Travis Mayor, representing Hoesch, says the ambulance company’s bill is the start of nearly $47,000 in medical costs his client has racked up.
According to a Department inspector general report, the US Air Force overpaid Boeing for soap dispensers used in the bathrooms of C-17 military aircraft by 7,943% – or more than 80 times the price of similar dispensers that can be bought commercially.
A Colorado couple got an unexpected reminder of where they left their Fourth of July beer when their pet pig, Strawberry, threw a rager in the garage.
Morgan Mullins, 33, of Gill, says her seven-year-old porker – whom she calls “the love of our life” – usually spends her days roaming the
family’s small hobby farm with her best pal, a duck.
But recently, Strawberry decided to mix things up by breaking into some long-forgotten cases of beer. Mullins stumbled upon her tipsy pig, who looked wobbly and very pleased with herself.