Romping lady screams ‘maintain recording, I’m from England’ as she’s arrested in Thailand

A British woman is spending Christmas Day in a Thai jail after her boozy hotel antics got out of hand, with video showing her shouting ‘keep recording, I’m from England’

The woman was arrested after the romp

A boozy British woman will be spending Christmas in a Thai prison after a saucy hotel session with her bloke went very wrong. In the early hours of this morning at Pattaya‘s Flipper Lodge Hotel, the pair were nabbed getting frisky in public – all starting on a sofa before they tested the strength of a glass table, which tragically ended in smithereens during their romp.

The hotel workers had pegged them as guests and didn’t clock what was happening until things got extra racy. According to the Daily Mail, one staff member said: “Both of the foreigners were not hotel customers. They were drunk and entered while we were working, and we didn’t notice them because we thought they were our customers, so we didn’t pay attention.

“After a while, they did something obscene. They started trying to have sex on a glass table, causing it to break along with other property.”

‘I’m from England,’ she screamed

The woman was chased out of the hotel by a poter, and the chase took to a beach where the woman allegedly battled with a police officer until onlookers jumped in to lend a hand.

A shocking video captured the moment she hurled abuse at locals and cops while being cuffed and carted off. The footage shows her raging: ‘What are you doing, oi, somebody English’ before calling the officer a ‘f****** f** s****** c***’, reports the Mirror.

When backup arrived, she demanded: ‘Record me, England, I’m from England, mister, hey. mister please, keep recording everything, stupid little fat f***** pudgy c***’.

Lieutenant General Ittikorn Saikratok said the woman was still drunk after arrest, talking nonsense and didn’t even have any ID on her. “She [the drunk British woman] hasn’t sobered up yet. She has been making a lot of noise all night but nobody can understand what she is saying. She is yelling and incoherent.”

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“I told her to go to sleep. When she’s sober and can speak more clearly, a translator will come and help with the situation.”

The hotel staff are not letting the woman off lightly, with plans to press charges. One staffer was adamant: “They must take responsibility for what they did.”

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