Donald Trump Jr. Shares Admiration For His Father’s Nether Regions

They’re quite a pair ― Donald Trump Jr. and President Donald Trump.

But Junior had another duo in mind over the weekend, calling attention to Adam Carolla’s gushing over the gonads of his dad on social media.

The comedian’s entry, which the president’s oldest son shared on his Instagram story, referenced Trump’s $300 million ballroom project with a highly personal message.

“The real Trump ballroom is the room he gives his balls in comparison to the leg crossing pussies like Newsom and Obama,” Carolla wrote on X. He included photos of the California governor and former president crossing their legs contrasted with Trump spreading his as he sits.

While the younger Trump forwarded the family-jewels flattery ― which is often a euphemism for courage or audacity ― previous descriptions of his father’s private parts have not been so generous.

Stormy Daniels, the porn star with whom Trump allegedly trysted, called his penis “unique and horrifying” after previously comparing it to a mushroom. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote in her memoir.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” she added, referring to “Toad” in the video game.

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly,” she added, “he didn’t share that opinion.”

Not to hit below the belt, Junior, but Daddy crosses his legs too.