Spoilt brat Brooklyn Beckham a shoo in to tell all on Oprah, and break the bookies with bets on QPR to beat Wrexham and the Denver Broncos to make it to the Superbowl
The world has been shaken by a major feud between a world power and a whining spoilt brat. And I’m not talking about the fallout between NATO and blithering idiot Donald Trump.
No, the only feud in town taking the world by storm is the one brewing between the Beckhams and blithering idiot son Brooklyn. Everyone seems obsessed by Brooklyn’s bombshell online post where he accused his mum Victoria of ‘hijacking’ his first dance with Nicola and had ‘danced very inappropriately’ on him leaving him ‘uncomfortable and humiliated.’
Well he should count himself lucky that she only danced at the do and didn’t sing; now that would be embarrassing. Fair play to Brooklyn though for finally finding something he is good at.
He’s a shocking photographer, a joke of a chef but has found himself to be the master of being a whinging nepo baby who stabs his family in the back. But it’s hard to feel too sorry for the grumpy son.
Most of us have to deal with problems when married into another family. What’s the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are Wanted; and mother-in-law jokes exist for a reason.
My mother-in-law always said she’d dance on my grave if I died before her — I’m now planning on being buried at sea. I actually named my cat after my mother-in-law, though the neighbours find it weird when I shout for Passive-Aggressive Nutcase to come in for food.
Nicola Peltz should’ve taken this joke on board beforehand. How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it whilst the world revolves around her.
The world is revolving around the whole saga and I reckon it’s a good bet that Brooklyn will tell all on Oprah.
(Ladbrokes) — Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz to be interviewed by Oprah Winfrey — 10/11
What do you call a book club that’s been struck on the same book for years? Church. Say a prayer for QPR to beat Wrexham — (betfred) – 11/8
I read something this morning that said 46 is too old to still be living with your parents. It was on a note, pinned to my bedroom door. Live it up with a bet on AFC WIMBLEDON to beat Rotherham – (Paddy Power) – 17/10
IT’S been twenty days since I joined the gym but there has been ZERO progress. Tomorrow I’ll go there personally to see what’s going on. Go forward with a bet on DENVER BRONCOS to beat New England – (William Hill) – 21/10
“The issue with quotes you find on the Internet is that you can never know if they are real.” — Abraham Lincoln. This is a real dead cert IMPOSE TOI in the 3.35pm at Cheltenham today (Coral) – 10/11
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