WARDY’S WAGERS: Bookmakers Ladbrokes reckon the PM will be gone before plucky Frank Ilet – who said he would not get a haircut until Man Utd win five in a row – gets in the barbers chair. And a top Superbowl tip…..
Under siege Keir Starmer is a lame duck, a dead man walking, a goner. His days are numbered. A dead parrot! He’s bleedin’ demised!
His backing of Peter Mandelson despite his links to dead paedo Jeffrey Epstein is bound to see him ousted.
So much so that he’s now less likely to save his job than the once seemingly impossible task of Man Utd winning five games in a row.
And Ladbrokes reckon it’s odds on that Starmer won’t survive longer than Utd fan Frank Ilet’s hair.
Frank is the 29-year-old Manchester United fan who went viral for refusing to cut his barnet until the team wins five consecutive games. He’s not had a haircut since October 2024 and his hair is out of control.
Utd have won three in a row and if Carrick’s side win at Spurs on Saturday and West Ham on Tuesday his hair will be chopped!
My bet is on the barbers!
Could this be the most epic match-up since the Daily Star lettuce outlasted Prime Minister Liz Truss?
Starmer to go before the haircut – (Ladbrokes) – 1/3
Frank’s haircut first – 9/4
America is politically split apart wider than the distance Melania Trump normally keeps from her hubby.
But the country unites this weekend in bars and homes for the Super Bowl.
It is surprising that the famous US sporting event hasn’t been renamed by the President to the Trump Bowl, yet.
If he were in charge, he’d probably ditch touchdowns, and the teams would battle to get the most touch Dons instead.
And the halftime show would be performed by The Village People.
This year’s interval entertainment is going to be by someone called Bad Bunny.
To be honest, I had to Google him and was disappointed to find he is in no way connected to Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers.
He is, I discovered, Puerto Rican and just became the first artist to win a Grammy for best album sung entirely in Spanish.
Which, to many MAGA fans, is as repulsive as a picture of Peter Mandelson in his undies is to the rest of humanity.
The NFL is a bit like Donald, though.
They think the world revolves around it – the winners are dubbed the World Champions despite only teams from the US taking part.
And this time round it is an almost certainty that it will be won by the SEATTLE SEAHAWKS who I reckon will stuff the New England Patriots BIGLY!
Seattle to beat New England – -4.5 handicap (betway) – 10/11
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