Britain’s funniest tipster Wardy’s Wagers has a few “top bin” bankers to kick-off the World Cup with – and some nailed on nags to get on at Epsom
Just a few more sleeps until the World Cup. Which is handy as thanks to the mad schedule and time zone difference, fans wanting to watch all the action will be losing lots of shut eye in the coming weeks.
I am getting too old to start messing with my sleep patterns. You know you’re getting older when a happy hour is a nap.
My boss calls me ‘the computer’, not because of my brainpower but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes. I am always tired, which is strange because apparently I sleep like a baby.
Up every two hours, crying. Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side… Only three more sleeps till Christmas. I finally got eight hours of sleep this week. It took me three days but it’s a start.
My wife says I struggle to nod off because I sleep with a bedside lamp on. I don’t know why, it makes a great hat. I have been having sleepless nights thinking of how to bash the bookies during this World Cup.
The only thing that is certain is that FIFA will make a killing squeezing cash from fans and that Donald Trump will do something completely daft to make it all about him during the tournament.
But there is some cash to made too which will give the bookies nightmares. Try this treble of opening game bankers to get the World Cup off to a dream start.
SOUTH KOREA to beat Czech Republic
USA to beat Paraguay
BOSNIA to beat Canada
(10bet) Treble – 20/1
Here are the World Cup promotions that 10bet are running this week:
- England to win boosted from 6/1 to 8/1. (It will be available until the tournament starts)
- Harry Kane to finish top goalscorer boosted from 13/2 to 8/1. (It will be available until the tournament starts)
- Bet £30 on WC outrights (World Cup winner or Top Goalscorer) and get £15 in Free Bets. (It will be available until the tournament starts)
- Bet £20 on Mexico v South Africa, and get £2 Free Bet for every goal.
And the other big bets
MY wife and I got into an argument over which vowel is the most important. I won. Have A winner with a bet on ANCIENT EGYPT in the Betfred Derby at Epsom today – (betway) – 16/1
I WAS walking by a cemetery this morning and saw a man walking around. I said, “Morning!” He replied, “No, just walking the dog. Feel alive with a gamble on ALMATY STAR in the 3.15pm Betfred “Dash” at Epsom – ( William Hill) – 20/1
WHY are spies careful not to fart in bed? Because they might blow their cover. Shake and stir the bookies with a flutter on Callum Turner to be the next James Bond – (Ladbrokes) – 6/5
I GOT cast in a film about a bakery. It’s not a huge part… Just a small roll. Make some dough with a punt on ERLING HAALAND to be the World Cup top scorer (10bet) – 14/1