Britain’s funniest tipster Wardy’s Wagers has a few “top bin” bankers to kick-off the World Cup with including who will win between Ivory Coast and (CHECKS NOTES) Equador
What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup? Stop playing FIFA and go to bed. Though maybe, just maybe this could be the year it’s finally coming home.
Let’s hope that with a German boss the side will at least be prepared for penalties. In the past England’s fortunes have too often been scuppered from the spot with efforts as poor as the one taken by Diana Ross at the opening ceremony of the 1994 World Cup.
Eberehi Eze for one seemed to take inspiration from the soul diva with his almost identical spot kick miss for Arsenal in the Champions League final. There was no penalty attempt at this opening ceremony at the Azteca in Mexico City but Shakira put on a brilliant show.
Shak of the net. The tournament has already been hit with problems after South Korea played Czech Republic in front of hundreds of empty seats.
Though if England have to play in front of a half empty stadium then at least the Man City players will feel at home. Drink prices at stadiums has also been an issue with fans moaning that local US beer on offer for £13.50 a pint.
Which is scandalous for what you get. Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? It’s f***ing close to water. There will be plenty of more controversy ahead but I don’t think it will concern Thomas Tuchel’s side.
I expect them to breeze through the group stages with three easy wins.
ENGLAND TO WIN GROUP WITH 9 POINTS – (10bet) – 7/4
And the best of the rest…
LOOKING back at all the successes and failures in my life. I can’t help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck. Be a winner with a bet on EGYPT to upset Belgium – (betfred) – 9/2
HERE are my tips on how to fall asleep in a living room chair. 1- be old. 2- sit in a chair. Stay focused and have a flutter on NETHERLANDS to beat Japan – (Ladbrokes) – EVS
I’Ve decided I’m going to avoid everything that makes me fat: Pictures, mirrors, scales. Don’t swerve a gamble on EQUADOR to beat Ivory Coast – (Sky Bet) – 7/5
When I was young I wanted to be a stand-up comedian but every time I built up the courage to get up the entire room would boo. Parents can be so cruel. Laugh to the bank with a bet on JUDE BELLINGHAM to score anytime against Croatia. – (10bet) – 7/2