Daily Star Text Maniacs: Smoke and mirrors and alleged celebs on Strictly Come Dancing

Yep, it’s here! Now you can see all the best messages from our lovely Daily Star readers as we bring you ‘Text Maniacs’ in all its glorious unedited splendour! If you want to answer back use the comment section below. So take it away…

It proves beyond doubt that Andy Burnham, is unfit & really is past his use by & sell by date, to include established betting shops that are licenced & approved buisness & royal approval, by the attendance of many royals present, includeing our beloved, Queen Mother & Queen Elizabeth II, how the country has gone downhill fast since the queens death, king charles time to step up to the plate. Laurence

So Andy burnham Is continuing in the long tradition of politics usual smoke and mirrors touring the country asking why Costco’s living is night- simple you introduced a freeze on personal allowance threshold still £12750 instead of £16062 that it should be today and £17490 when the robbing government lift it in 2031 so there’s your answer you rob dogs an utter disgrace. Pomfretian

Strange the middle-class woke warriors who bang-on about migrants being welcomed here have changed their mind now burnhams puttin em where they live? Prue

Megga dinghy incident yesterday proves the French are doing nothing. You can’t miss something that size. We’re an Island we haven’t got room. Bex

Andy Burnham has caught our readers’ ire(Image: WPA Pool, Getty Images)

TETS…so John nellis/ Chris Appleton/ cach mercer/ will best/ Bethany Antonia/ Graeme hall / Laurence robb/ tabby stoecker are the alleged CELEBRITIES ON STRICTLY.. HAS ANY-ONE EVER HEARD OF ANY OF THEM??? NFFC 4EVA

Carry on the conversation in the comments below…

At the end of the year the big bosses at the water companies will award themselves huge bonuses for a job well done, they can afford this because they’ve saved money and do every year by not spending it on maintenance, old pipes need replacing, ditches and gullies need clearing, we lose more water from ongoing leaks than we do to poor old aunty watering her pot plants, like everything it needs to be maintained, repair infrastuature, dig new reservoirs, stop changing water courses with new builds, and stop saying unprecedented, we have had droughts before that is a precedent learn from it. John challenger

Don’t get too cocky EDDY F it was you who spelt playgeeyoureyes wrong. gboy.

This has got to be an all time record, this morning (Wednesday) our Star came through our letterbox at 0415. Thanks to all concerned at Newsteam Group, much appreciated. Geoff, Durham.

So sorry hear that lucy davis is poorly famous for the office at least her hilarious dad jasper carrott will give her a few smiles. Tim in manchester

With ice cream 99s hitting £7 in some areas nice to see Ice cream club on Southend seafront still doing them for 99p. Had one the other day was delicious. Phil Southend

THE SPECIAL ONE has managed 10 clubs 3 twice He has 26 trophies and a win % 50 up to 75% BUT says ‘I’m not special the family enjoy life without me’ Beg to differ family / marriage has no hard and fast rules Love your job & 35 yrs married it’s why you are special to em JOSE ! Brian Linford Pontefract

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My uncle has left me a property in his will. I don’t where sod hall is but i’m delighted! Tony worksop

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