Britain’s funniest tipster has top picks on the weekend’s NFL, football and horseracing plus a tip on how sprinter Amy Hunt could end her feud with Sydney Sweeney
Right then, here goes nothing. I’m going to put my two pence into the sprinter Amy Hunt vs Sydney Sweeney debate. Now, shush, quiet at the back.
I am fully aware that as a fat bloke with a beard who has never been a. A woman, b. A sports star or c. An internationally famous actress and model, then my thoughts may not be completely useful or helpful.
But then that’s not how opinions work. They’re like a***holes it’s said, everyone has one. And coincidentally perhaps, the bigger the opinions someone has the bigger the a***hole they are. See Piers Morgan. But in this case I support both these wonderful women.
To recap, Brit athlete Amy Hunt took a swipe at Syd for appearing naked in an ad holding various sporting goods, saying it is a “barrier” to girls’ participation in sport.
Sydney certainly has her knockers. Perhaps Amy she is right. Girls should have great role models and aspire to do brilliant things. But not every girl is cut out to be an Olympic champ.
And not everyone has the looks and charisma – and let’s face it, ample assets – of Sydney Sweeney, who has made these work for her and turn her into a millionaire superstar. Play to your strengths.
Of course it would be great if women weren’t objectified for their looks. But that’s society’s problem and surely Sydney can’t take the rap for that?
So I hope that maybe Sydney and Amy can get together and appreciate their impact on the world as strong, independent women.
And if not, may I suggest they both get into bikinis and have a mud wrestle? No? Ok, maybe you’re right, I’m not the best person to chip in on this.
But I am the right man to give you the ultimate bet builder this weekend with the bookies 10bet.
Bournemouth v Liverpool:
Liverpool to win, over 3.5 goals and Isak to score – at 5/1 (was 4/1).
A HACKER just called me and said he has all my passwords. I jumped up, grabbed a pen and paper, and said, “thank goodness, what are they?” Hack off the bookies with a punt on PADDY THE SQUIRE in the 2.47pm at Newbury – (Skybet) – 12/1
A MAN walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, “Is this good for wasps?” Assistant: “No. It kills them.” Wipe the floor with the bookies with a bet on WEST HAM to beat Millwall – (10bet) – 27/20
I HATE it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they’ve never even seen one of his paintings. Know you’re stuff with a punt on DONCASTER to beat Peterborough – (betway) – 13/10
GRAMMAR is the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you’re sh*t. I know that a gamble on the CINCINNATI BENGALS to beat the Houston Texans (10bet) – 5/4