Keir Starmer provides Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman new jobs as he tries to re-launch Premiership after native elections catastrophe: Live updates Read more
Farrer by-election reside updates: Pauline Hanson makes historical past as her One Nation wins first EVER House seat in landslide end result as teary Senator declares: ‘I do not put up with s**t!’ Read more
Keir Starmer desperately clings on as refrain of Labour MPs demanding he set out resignation timetable surges – however his deputy says management problem will make celebration look ‘ludicrous’ Read more
Businessman is ordered to tear down enormous ‘soccer director’s field’ extension that upset so many neighbours they stuffed a minibus to protest at council assembly Read more
Jewish bus passengers are left terrified after being instructed to ‘go to the fuel chambers’ as man ‘threatened to kill youngsters’ throughout anti-Semitic assault Read more
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