Red tape

Sir Elton John led a string of celebrities sending messages of support to Keir Starmer - and urging Brits to vote Labour. Game of Thrones star Kit Harrington, funnyman Jason Manford and Dragon's Den legend Deborah Meaden all sent messages…

All meat and dairy merchandise offered anyplace within the UK will probably be labelled “Not for EU” underneath a deal to revive power-sharing at Stormont.The Government has revealed particulars of an settlement struck with the Democratic…

It has taken 16 Prime Ministers, 28 governments, and the deaths of more than 20,000 men. But today it’s been announced that this summer Britain will give a medal to those who took part in its nuclear bomb test programme. When the few…

Mr Britain: ‘Ello, I wish to register a complaint. Mr Tufton-Street-Loony: We’re closin’ our minds for lunch. Mr Britain: Never mind that. I wish to complain about this Brexit what 52% of me purchased not half an hour ago…

WHERE was the bonging of Big Ben and pealing of church bells to celebrate the third anniversary of our glorious escape from those evil EU slavemasters? Was I the only one to lapse into a coma this week and miss the usual suspects banging…

Ministers have been urged to enshrine the UN’s day to combat Islamophobia into UK law. The day – March 15 – was chosen to commemorate the 2019 Christchurch mosque shootings in which 51 people were killed and 40 others…

Disgraced ex-Labour MP Keith Vaz has ruled out a comeback, standing again in his old Leicester East constituency. It follows speculation Mr Vaz could be eyeing up a return to Parliament, after the conviction of the seat’s current MP,…

King Charles wants to give a medal to Britain’s nuclear test heroes within months – but Ministry of Defence red tape could hold up the process for at least a year. The King has told friends he has pencilled in a full “investiture”…