‘AI Trump’ reads youngsters’s bible tales like Noah’s Ark and delivery of Christ in guide
Kids can now hear ‘the greatest president in American history’ tell them about the birth of Jesus in a series of bizarre books of Bible stories that are ‘definitely not FAKE NEWS!’
Christmas will be extra special this year for kids whose parents love Trump. Under the Christmas tree they’ll find three kids books in which “the greatest president in American history” puts a bizarre twist on the greatest story ever told.
‘The Birth of Jesus: As Narrated by Your Favorite President’ alerts the reader with an image of Trump on its cover, standing in his trademark blue suit and red tie next to Mary, Joseph, Jesus, and the animals. But what’s really thrilling the president’s fans – and triggering his foes – is what happens when you press the button on the right-hand pages.
Using AI technology, Trump’s voice then tells the story of Jesus in his own unique way. “Total lie folks!” the president’s voice blasts King Herod. “So dishonest!”
The book, advertised as “Designed & Illustrated in USA”, uses AI rather than Trump’s actual voice. But the intro explains that it’s “captured his unmistakable voice and style to bring this sacred and joyful story to life”.
“In these pages, you’ll hear the greatest president in American history sharing his thoughts on the most important birthday the world has ever known — the birth of Jesus Christ,” it says.
An advert shows a mum presenting “the most unique Christmas book I’ve ever seen”.
“I wasn’t sure what to expect,” she says, sitting with two smiling kids. “But honestly, it’s a huge hit in our house. It’s perfect for families and even collectors. Definitely the most memorable Christmas book I’ve ever owned.”
The kids books come from a company called President’s Bible and are endorsed by Florida Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, famous for her comments on aliens. The books are advertised as “loved by American families”.
AI Trump also tells the story of the flood. “Noah started building an ark using the most tremendous wood,” he says. The president stands with Noah and the animals on the cover, holding an umbrella with an orange frog on it.
The president’s voice says the flood story is “huge” and “definitely not FAKE NEWS!” In an advert, a mother confirms that, “Yes. It is 100% authentic to the Bible. This is a fun way to share the gospel with Trump supporters that might not know Jesus.”
AI Trump describes Noah as “very successful in his field”, “very loyal,” and “the most famous discoverer of land”.
‘David & Goliath: As Narrated by Your Favorite President’ completes a trio of stocking-fillers bound to spark mixed emotions in the season of goodwill.
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