‘Saucy man is turned on by me consuming impolite meals within the nude’

JUST JANE: Today our agony aunt Jane O’Gorman is dealing with a new issue from a Daily Star reader who is concerned that her new fella has kinky tastes

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I’m too messy

My new boyfriend is a lovely fella, but he has some very strange sexual preferences. He likes me to strip naked and eat messy food (saucy ribs, greasy loaded fries etc.) with my fingers in front of him, while he salivates. The messier I am – with sauce smeared down my chin and breasts – the hornier he becomes. The resulting, sticky, sex is mind blowing.

Recently he purchased a huge fresh cream and chocolate cake, that I was encouraged to gorge myself on – then smear. He was in his element. It took us half an hour in the shower afterward we’d bonked to get it all off. The cream was everywhere from my hair to my most intimate parts. Crazy times.

He also has a vast selection of sex toys and regularly ‘flashes’ out of my bedroom window ‘for a laugh’. Nothing he does hurts or humiliates me, but do find him a little odd, especially as he also seems to go to A&E quite a lot after ‘little accidents’ with household objects like the vacuum cleaner… What if he’s a serious pervert? My mates say he sounds deeply weird. Is he?

JANE SAYS: From flashing at neighbours to mucking around with household objects: This guy sounds like trouble. And I can’t imagine he’s going to improve or become more responsible in time.

I’m relieved to hear that you don’t feel threatened by him, but why do you want anyone as kinky and as complicated in your life? Isn’t life stressful enough without this kind of carry on?

Also, why is he upsetting neighbours and wasting NHS skills and resources when he should be doing something more positive with his time? Ditch him.

Misery loves company

My boss drinks heavily after work – and doesn’t like to sup alone. He drags me down the pub when all I want to do is go home for sex with my new girlfriend. My boss doesn’t like this. He’s very jealous. He gets seriously miffed when I attempt to sneak home at 6pm and slags her off.

The truth is that I don’t want to go out boozing anymore. I want to enjoy romantic meals out and sexy nights in. My girl is everything to me and I hope we’ll go the distance. How do I manage this tricky situation without jeopardising my job?

JANE SAYS: Would it be possible to level with your boss when you’re both sober and he’s in a reasonable mood? Could you try to explain that you have other commitments now? Tell him that you’re happy to join him for special occasions, but things have changed and you can’t go on as before.

Sadly, if that’s going to get you the sack or the cold shoulder, then maybe you need to start looking for a new job. Your boss sounds needy and manipulative, but you cannot allow him to make you feel guilty for leaving work on time and having a private life. This is your time now and you cannot allow alcohol to come between you and the love of your life.

Check out the ACAS website for more information on work-based rights.

Phone alone

My friend has a bad relationship with her phone. She doesn’t answer it or look at messages. As a result, she misses nights out, parties and meals – but then gets miffed. She moans at ME for not going round to her house and telling her about plans.

How is her inability to communicate my problem?

JANE SAYS: I can’t believe you have the energy to act as your friend’s personal entertainment officer. Would she prefer a carrier pigeon in future?

Seriously, she needs to understand that she’s being unreasonable. It’s completely up to her whether she checks her phone, or not, but she can’t blame you for missing social events. This is the age we live in.

Tell her that you don’t have the time or the headspace for this game.