Wardy’s Wagers – Britain’s prime tipster will help you bash the bookies within the Carabao Cup
Our man doesn’t need to cheat like Donald Trump playing golf to find some dead cert football tips and a real fancy at Ascot’s Shergar Cup day
13:42, 07 Aug 2026Updated 13:42, 07 Aug 2026
TIPS: Wardy’s Wagers below(Image:
John Ward
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Nothing is certain in life except death, taxes and Donald Trump winning the club championship and his own golf course.
Trump, 80, claimed to have posted a two-under 70 to win the Senior and Super Senior titles, making it now 43 club championships across his collection of golf courses. He boasted on the ironically named Truth Social: “It’s called TALENT, and I have it, and they don’t!”
He’s either an inexplicably good golfer against all the odds or one of the best liars and cheaters on the planet. I know which one I’d bet on. His golf handicap it seems is that he can’t tell the truth.
Trump says he has talent, Wardy says it’s a load of old bull(Image: Bloomberg via Getty Images)
He’s got to be up there with Diego Maradona, Lance Armstrong, Ben Johnson and the “coughing Major”on Who Wants to be a Millionaire in the pantheon of all time cheaters. Though cheating in golf is easy.
What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five. I used to take lessons and the golf pro gave me two tips to improve.
Cough luck -Major Charles Ingram didn’t win through talent(Image: Stellify Media/ITV)
A golf pro told me there are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating. And he gave me the best tip ever to take five strokes of your game. It’s called having a rubber at the end of your pencil.
You won’t need to cheat to beat the bookies this weekend and here is a banker of a Carabao Cup double to put a smile on your face.
NORWICH to beat MK Dons- 3/5
AFC WIMBLEDON to beat Newport – 4/6
I’M in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm. Must work well with udders. Milk the bookies with a bet on BILLERICAY to beat Dover – (10bet) – 21/10
Billericay Town expect big things this season(Image: Photo by Matthew Lewis/Getty Images)
I finally came up with a good joke about clocks. It’s about time. Take time to have a flutter on QPR to beat Millwall – (10bet) – 21/10
Don’t wear headphones while vacuuming. I’ve just finished the whole house before realising that the vacuum wasn’t plugged in. Hoover up some cash with a bet on BROMLEY to beat Reading – (coral) – 23/10
My date told me she spends all her free time drilling holes. I said. “well… that’s boring.” Be exciting and gamble on: RED SPELLS DANGER in the 3.20pm at Ascot (Ladbrokes) – 5/1
Red spells danger for the bookies(Image: Getty Images)
