Dirty Arsenal and has ET landed? No it is a BBQ alert – your scorching takes on the most recent information

Yep, it’s here! Now you can see all the best messages from our lovely Daily Star readers as we bring you ‘Text Maniacs’ in all its glorious unedited splendour! If you want to answer back use the comment section below. So take it away…

so the peace and humidity of friday was shattered in some parts of the country with another warning siren coming from peoples phones, and what was it for? Were we under attack? Had aliens landed? No it was a warning about not starting fires, now before someone shouts out, its for our safety, just think if we have to except that every member of our once great species is intelligent sentient and aware, who needs to be told that when everything is tinder dry and rain is a distant memory lighting a bloody fire may be less than prudent, if we allow ourselves to be treated like children with no personal responsibility those powers that be will take advantage, not to mention everytime one of those stupid alarms goes of it costs money, that is tax payers money, so think for yourself. John challenger

I was come out of my supermarket got in my car and i was just about to drive and heard a strange noise it took a few seconds to release it was rain hitting my car only about 20 drops on my window screen. The my phone made a loud noise i panic and checked it was a Alert warning of fires. carole samuel

during the heatwave we were all told to open windows for fresh air. That’s deffo no no in council estates due to idiots being allowed to have BBQs that fill your house with smoke. Ban them so majority don’t have to suffer the stink made by them. TP Wallasey

Why are we wasting billions on ukraine drones when it should be eu countries not us making a bigger target for ourselves. jimbo

The Conservative Party has some cheek to complain about changes to the prisoner early release scheme. When Labour came to power in July 2024, the whole justice system was on the brink of collapse and prisons across England were 99 per cent full. Why? Well, during their previous stint in power, the Conservatives closed 23 prisons, cut 12,500 prison places, sacked thousands of prison officers, released thousands of prisoners early, and privatised the probation service. Jessica Goetia Brooking , Havant

just read ur report on stolen phones when r these muppets going to get it that if they walk around with them on show this is wots goin to happen nothing is that important that it cant wait while u get it out of ur pocket or bag if u walk round with it on show u get wot deserve think about it people. sam saunders walsall

we thought the f.a said they were going to put an end to arsenals ‘dirty-tricks’ i.e diving, holding shirts, moaning at refs etc? the man city bluecoats

As if we didn’t need reminding the fantastic World Cup terrestrial viewing is sadly over up pops a satellite recording of the FORMER BBC / ITV ‘institution’ FA Community Shield game of the season Arsenal v Man City Sobs! Inconsolable! Brian Linford Pontefract

Got a DB radio and it won’t work in some rooms. My Fm ones no probs. New tech rubbish. Alf

SUN 16/8/26 WORDSEARCH 1 EXTRA WORD NOT LISTED ‘WOODPECKER’. ANON ESSEX

Where is Keith Moon {The Who’s legendary drummer} the movie? Jerry

Thought of the Day

Imagine you don’t own a petrol or diesel car. How much fuel tax do you pay? Answer: none. Now imagine in the future you don’t own an electric car either. How much fuel tax do you pay now? IT WON’T BE NONE. The tax lost on petrol and diesel will be recouped in increased electricity charges. So EVERYONE will pay.D. Ed. Brain