Attention searching for pair who hate consideration again for some money – reader views laid naked

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Why is it so important that the ginger whinger from America is coming back to the UK? Main news on every channel? This nobody and his horrible money grabbing attention seeking wife (who hate publicity, hahaha) should stay away. Maybe another Netflix documentary has been offered to them! Anything for attention… Cumbrian Kev

So the British are running home in defeat, just like with the first war of independence but in this case there aren’t thousands facing the flash of gunpowder but rather two adults, and two children, facing the flash of cameras. Harry and Meghan, and the children whose faces we never see, will return to the land where they were treated as royalty, which they were at the time but will it be easy? It looks like they have accepted they won’t be returning to their previous occupation of cutting ribbons. Dennis Fitzgerald

Harry and Meghan: no comment security all allegedly ‘about monetising recharging a Royal family battery’ after highly publicised US project cancellations and commercial downfalls. Brian Linford, Pontefract

So Harry Sussex and wife have decided Great Britain isn’t so bad after all,what no paid for protection for them,they’ve obviously decided the Yanks are fed up with the Royal pretenders and the gravy train has run out. Watch out William. Maurice, Nottingham

Harry said he was a spare & insulted Charles, Camilla & William & Our Kate). We’re not f###ing interested. Firebird

The Sussexes are coming back to the UK for one reason, so they can sponge off the tax payers. Nidge

Harry and Megan returning to the UK? Surely not more unwanted immigrants – and whose paying for them? D.J.B.T., Leek, Staffs.

cant beleive harry and meghan r on way back 2 blighty. Thought they hated the place wot wiv makin meghan suicidal. I feel sorry 4 wills and kate. Stoney. Derby

Mamas and Papas ‘California Dreamin’ was it? Now crawling back. Money woes is it pond pair? Mamas and Papas’ California Dreamin’ was it? The pond pair crawling back. Would it be money woes by any chance? Avon calling

Reform’s new economic adviser Mitchell Palmer has called for end of pensioners’ triple lock and has also argued for privatising the NHS. Don’t say you weren’t warned – they are millionaires looking after millionaires. Belly

I got the snip because I didn’t want any kids but when I got home they were still there. Flaming Keith

pep gardiola greatest manager of all time rubbish i would like to see him without a cheque book at the ready and develop youth. mr ckffee.

…just when I thought it’s not possible for Brooklyn beckhams tattoos to get any worse he goes and proves me wrong…wow….NFFC 4EVA. TETS

great to see tv chef james martin getting an nta nomination. His recent saturday morning show with eccentric guest guy martin was funny. Melanie

Mrs Brown Boys. {Brendon } Cancelled Christmas & New year Shows, I Reckon Your Daughter Catty, {Aka Your Wife} has belted you in the gob as you did’nt stick to the script! Get well soon. Your the only commedian in this era that makes me laugh. Regards, Laurence

Joke of the day

We went to a new pub last night – The Light Brigade. £8.50 a pint – they know how to charge! Tony worksop

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