‘SNL’ Imagines ‘The Pitt’ If It Were Run By Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

The ad for the fictional show describes it as “for people who love ‘The Pitt,’ but can’t stand its phony liberal science,” and the opening moment shows a doctor played by host Harry Styles treating a woman in the emergency room by demanding a staffer “get me beef tallow and six raw eggs, stat!”
When Styles tells another “MAHAspital” employee to stay in her lane because he’s the doctor, she doesn’t stand for the disrespect, explaining that she’s “a certified energy healer,” and that her Instagram account, DaWellnessChica, “has over 3,000 followers, so don’t you dare try to tell me how to do my job!”
Cast member James Austin Johnson appears as RFK Jr. and is seen shirtlessly wheeling a dead bear in on a gurney.
“Prep him!” he orders the workers, and one asks, “For surgery?”
RFK Jr.’s response: “For jerky!”
In another scene, the health secretary offers this inspirational message to the other “MAHAspital” workers.
“I’m proud of each and every one of you,” RFK Jr. said. “You’ve been told over and over you’re crazy, what you’re doing is dangerous and irresponsible. But you did it anyway.”
Watch the complete sketch below.
