Daily Star Text Maniacs: Cliff Richard fascinations and a farty penshuna

Yep, it’s here! Now you can see all the best messages from our lovely Daily Star readers as we bring you ‘Text Maniacs’ in all its glorious unedited splendour! Take it away….

so burnham gonna tour country asking about concerns over cost of living. How about looking at heating oil suppliers profiteering the day after the straights of Hormuz kicks off oil price on existing stock skyrocketed don’t tell me that’s not profiteering- you don’t need to tour country every man and his dog knows what’s wrong Pomfretian.

We now know where our money is going, it’s on train tickets and hotels for Burnham’s family to travel from Manchester to London. Also now he wants to travel around the country to get views from the public on what they want from the government. Well he can save the time and our money and read the papers especially Text Maniacs. GRUMPY OLD MAN

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So Burnham going on cost of living tour around UK he doesn’t need to we all know the cost of living what a load of tripe. Lawrence. Antrim.

andy bvrnham wil b my hero,if he forces all dentists t take on nhs patients,ive payd a lotov n.i. In life time,n can nt access a nhs dentist (izit cos am a farty penshuna now lol)Bob

UEFA criticising FIFA’s governance under Gianni Infantino is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black Both have long histories marred by political self interest commercial overreach & questionable ethics Brian Linford Pontefract

I’m yet another listener that Boom Radio has lost due to their fascinination with Cliff Richard. But no doubt the blue rinse brigade will be loving listening to him. Marie L.

live at the Apollo???? Is the whole audience given free cannabis/cocaine mix? Bantaman

Meghan the Duchess of Sussex in British Colombia boldly answers kids questions What is her super power ? ‘Being a mum because we juggle it and enjoy it all with a grace and grit at the same time’ 6 yrs ago Royal life needed ‘grace and grit’ too yet not a 2nd glance off to Lalaland Brian

If Spurs finish 17th again this season do they get to keep it? Ferret

KING Charles year has revealed his tax bill with post Brexit ‘warm words’ too A diplomat of duty US re Donald Trump he streamlined the Royal family too An excellent ambassador our belated Queen will no doubt be smiling down ‘That’s my boy’ Absolutely King C BL

TO, WARD ON THE STREET YOUR JOKES I PRESUME HAVE BEEN PLAGERISED FROM BERNARD MANNING, 1970’S. LAURENCE.

Commendably Brooklyn Beckham says ‘I’m lucky you are my wife always protecting you’ on their anniversary and Nicola Peltz Beckham says ‘you are the most amazing husband I could ever dream of’ 2022 they wed Palm Beach renewing vows NY 2025 ‘Besotted’ takes some finding LIVE and LET LIVE Anon

Melanie Sykes is looking gorgeous with her new bald head, just like Gail Porter is. Go girl! A huge fan, aka Bill Shredder

dont panick people africa is doing a water aid concert for us phil

professor arday should be signed up by im a celeb. Hed have some brilliant stories to tell.! ann

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